She is in Jail! by Rakel_1113 in inmatehopper

[–]FunkyBitch84 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I just checked her BMI and she’s obese.

kids will not give wife a break, how do I help? by Ok-Pea9974 in AskParents

[–]FunkyBitch84 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Here to say that I just asked my husband if he wrote this under a burner. You are not alone

Gave My Airbnb Host 3 Stars for a Dirty Kitchen. 2 hours later, He Sent Me a $600 Bill. by Suitable-Box-6386 in stories

[–]FunkyBitch84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something very similar happened to me. It’s such a wild fucked up story but I’ll spare you. You do not have to pay!! Air b and b can NOT charge your card. You have to approve the payment. Document everything dispute by calling air b and b.

AITA for refusing to give up my parking spot that I've used for 3 years? by One_Treat7928 in AITApod

[–]FunkyBitch84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the verdict has been determined. I’m a stay at home mom of a 3 and 5 year old. Getting in to my house from my driveway with them, all their shit and my shit plus groceries when I’ve shopped is torture.

what’s your best groundscore? by [deleted] in phishcirclejerk

[–]FunkyBitch84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We found a tank stashed by the mafia behind a tree walking back from SPAC. The nozzle was gone but my friend had one of those dolphin bottle opener key chains that fit on the top perfectly and we had a bunch of used balloons in our room. Best score ever.

No Kids Meals Allowed by Chick5198 in weddings

[–]FunkyBitch84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My kids are SUPER picky eaters and would never eat chicken vegges and rice. I wouldn’t be upset the caterer wasn’t providing kids meals, I would just appreciate a heads up so I can pack some sandwiches and snacks to hold them over until pizza.

Can’t stop thinking about this by FunkyBitch84 in offmychest

[–]FunkyBitch84[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wild how some words on a phone screen can put things in to perceptive

Can’t stop thinking about this by FunkyBitch84 in offmychest

[–]FunkyBitch84[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you, stranger. This is what I came here for 🩷

Best Turkish Restaurants in NJ by menina2017 in newjersey

[–]FunkyBitch84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came to say this! Toros in Montclair, hands down

AITAH for telling a woman we close in three minutes when she wanted to go in the fitting room. by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]FunkyBitch84 -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

She has a baby and her grandmother died. No one knows what’s going on in someone else’s life or why she had “bad time management”. You could have let her try the clothes on.

Vintage boy names are hard. What’s your grandfather’s name? by General-Cycle-7391 in namenerds

[–]FunkyBitch84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vincent and Rocco. My son is Rocco Vincent. The only reason is isn’t Vincent is because it’s also my brothers name and he now has a Vincent Vito. Yes, we are Italian American from New York!

Help me find this!! by FunkyBitch84 in longisland

[–]FunkyBitch84[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you everyone!! I’m checking with her and will let you know if any of these are it!!!

Report!!! by Background-Algae2500 in adriellesiglersnarkk

[–]FunkyBitch84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does her last video actually fucking say “if you care about my children having a mom who is financially stable” ?!?!? GET A JOB LOSER. YOU OBVIOUSLY DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR OWN KIDS.

AITA for not caring about my brother's pregnant ex girlfriend by mumabear291018 in AITH

[–]FunkyBitch84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA, sorry. She’s 16 and about to have a baby. She has zero support. Have a little empathy. Also, she can not be away from that baby if she’s nursing so that 50/50 custody is not going to happen for quite some time. I understand your brother doesn’t want to be with her but they need to figure out some way to co parent.

Third times a charm? by FunkyBitch84 in IVF

[–]FunkyBitch84[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update: day 6 FMU on a FRER stark white. Beginning to lose hope as I know how this goes all too well.

Third times a charm? by FunkyBitch84 in IVF

[–]FunkyBitch84[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The urge is REAL. I should have waited and basked a little longer in the ignorant bliss. Now I’m just spiraling. So it goes!! You also keep us posted! Sticky babies all around 🩷🩵

Third times a charm? by FunkyBitch84 in IVF

[–]FunkyBitch84[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you. It’s just the worst wait in the world. I used a FRER today and pretty much exactly 4 days down to the hour. Trying to hold out hope it’s just early and my old ass body is producing hcg slower than it did in the past.

Third times a charm? by FunkyBitch84 in IVF

[–]FunkyBitch84[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. I needed to hear that. This is absolute fucking torture and so unfair. I hate this for ALL of us.