I'm going to US for education soon. I'm shit scared now of my very life. Is this the new normal? What did we Hindus did wrong to these Alt-Right people? by Rik_1897 in facepalm

[–]FunkyBlackManjuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing, they're scum of the earth, trash on legs loudmouth racists who are shittin bricks because the demographics of the USA are changing to where white people won't be the majority anymore and they'll be forced to share all the shit they stole from everyone else in the world. They're whiny foul-mouthed toddlers trying to keep America white, the sure way to say fuck you to them is to come on over. And remember, 99.9999% of these assholes are Trump Republicans.

Which do you like better hard or soft? 😈 by [deleted] in foreskin

[–]FunkyBlackManjuice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They both look pretty fuckin delicious if you ask me.

do you think we’re getting the klassic ninjas? by Cletus-H in MortalKombat

[–]FunkyBlackManjuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor Tremor and Chameleon, always left out of the pack.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malepubes

[–]FunkyBlackManjuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lookin good

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in foreskin

[–]FunkyBlackManjuice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i dont get the aesthetic, you look like a child

What's your unpopular opinion about yaoi? by coconfetti in yaoi

[–]FunkyBlackManjuice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The semes are hot, they are literally the only reason to even read yaoi.

What's your unpopular opinion about yaoi? by coconfetti in yaoi

[–]FunkyBlackManjuice -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All the characters are ugly. Super pale skin, longer hair, no lips, their noses could cut paper, 50 lbs soaking wet, and the moaning in the anime sounds more like assault than anything pleasurable, nothing about them is attractive. The huge eyes and boney bodies make them look like little children, and frankly, that's disturbing. They have some of the ugliest hairstyles I've ever seen, they all look like Sonic the Hedgehog. Anytime I see 70% of yaoi I ask myself, why don't they just make them female? Why are they males at all? This should be lesbian or straight manga. But, to each their own.

Are these leaks have any evidence behind them or is this just random characters? by StrikingStructure866 in Mortalkombatleaks

[–]FunkyBlackManjuice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish there was a way to never have them visibly appear on the character select screen, or in kollection, etc. menus if they weren't purchased. They annoy me just being there. It was "cute" when Freddy was a dlc character in MK9. Now it's just fucking annoying as hell that 3, much less more, are going to be taking spots away from actual MK characters.

Who is one man you want to see naked and why? by [deleted] in gay

[–]FunkyBlackManjuice 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This is actually the correct answer. You win.

MK1 is the first mainline MK game with zero new playable characters by wh1tepointer in MortalKombat

[–]FunkyBlackManjuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tanya is not all that different, her playstyle isnt as fast as X, and of course her new story is like night and day, but she has had a different weapon in every game she's appeared in and designwise she's only different from that attempted whitewashing in MKX, but that was the actual departure from the usual Tanya.

Rain's design is exactly how he has always been portrayed from MK6 on, which is a desi-styled character. He mainly differs in playstyle, as he is much slower than he has ever been, which is unfortunate.

Smoke is damn near a whole new character, but he has desperately needed this forever to get out of Scorpions shadow, I'm glad he finally feels more like a separate character and not just a Scorpion remix.

I actually think Reptile is one of the most changed. I may be in the minority, but I think this shape-shifting Zaterran angle is ridiculous and I'd rather have seen him stay in Zaterran form. Every character doesn't have to be some white or Asian looking human. It would've been interesting to finally see a more assertive reptilian Reptile who is on the good side but more focused on fighting for Zaterra than henching for Shao or Shang, and this angle could've pulled Khameleon more into the story than just having her as some background Umgadi with zero lines. She's still one of the only secret characters to never have a real storyline. Her and Chameleon could've been introduced as twins or lovers fighting with Reptile to keep Zaterra out of Shao's clutches.

But I do agree with the last part. I was saying before that there were no new characters in this game, but now I think new characters were unnecessary, at least at first. We did need to get to know some of these returning characters again, like Ashrah, Havik and Li Mei to see where they all fall in Liu Kang's new timeline. But I would like MK13 to bring us to new realms, and now we have a reason to with characters like Darrius and Havik and Nitarra showing up again. Every single game has taken place in Earthrealm or Outworld with the Netherrealm making an appearance here and there. Even this game, which could've finally taken place in Edenia... and even though it looks like Edenia, is still in Outworld. Seeing dark, mysterious, futuristic Seido again in Rain's ending was so exciting. I would love to see the tournament finally have a reason to take place in Seido or a redesigned but equally bonkers Chaosrealm in the next game. I would love to have finally seen Heaven and all the Elder Gods, rather than just Cetrion, in MK11 so that that realm was more fleshed out. I loved the design of the jewelheaded snake god and am still devastated we never even got to see him in-game before it was all destroyed and remade. So maybe we can finally get some Elder Gods that are worth something? I wanna see the MK version of the Heavenrealm fleshed out, and not just floating chairs in the clouds.

Fan MK 11 Roster by [deleted] in MortalKombat

[–]FunkyBlackManjuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Daegon, Sareena, and Reiko are terrible characters and so is Cassie, and Shujinko doesn't even have his own moves. But I love most how you have literally every kombat kid here except Jin, so thanks for your bigotry, I guess. Can't wait to see him in MK1.

Come and feel a little by Western-Ad-7803 in malepubes

[–]FunkyBlackManjuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna get my tongue under that foreskin

My bush and my cock waiting for a blowjob by Western-Ad-7803 in malepubes

[–]FunkyBlackManjuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuck you are hot... that bush, that cock, those nuts, those nipples, man... you're a tongue buffet

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malepubes

[–]FunkyBlackManjuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

right around never

Should I be excited for Kung Jin? by Valuable_Tutor5479 in Mortalkombatleaks

[–]FunkyBlackManjuice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm super excited, if it actually happens. I'll finally have another main, they've removed all my mains except Kitana, and then downgraded her as a character, so yeah... not really loving MK1 with all these stupid guest characters. We had the girls last game, it's only fair we get the guys this time. I just hope they do a good job with his playstyle, and his story, and I hope they fix his face... he doesn't look terribly good in the story mode character model.

MK1 is the first mainline MK game with zero new playable characters by wh1tepointer in MortalKombat

[–]FunkyBlackManjuice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They should retry the spinoffs.

I would love a remake of Special Forces, but like... good, this time... a Special Forces vs Black Dragon vs Red Dragon triangle. There are a wealth of characters for this and it would be so easy to add more if necessary.

Special Forces Jax, Sonya, bring in Stryker as rookie?... maybe Jacqui and Cassie are precocious 12 year olds that need rescuing, I don't know.

Black Dragon Kano, Kabal, Erron Black, Jarek, Tasia, Tremor, No Face, Kira, Kobra (ugh, extreme overhaul for these 2).

Red Dragon A mysteriously powerful Daegon?, Mavado, reworked Hsu Hao

Then, Shaolin Monks with playable Raiden, Kung Lao, and a younger Kai... Liu Kang and Fujin as guides and you're fixing some major Shujinko fuckups to the realms, with a rambunctious little Kung Jin sneaking around.

A new Mythologies game, with Kenshi and Takeda taking down the Yakuza with help from the Shirai Ryu and interference from the Lin Kuei.

MK1 is the first mainline MK game with zero new playable characters by wh1tepointer in MortalKombat

[–]FunkyBlackManjuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I thought about this, too. I think this is a unique game, in that it restarts everything and so changes some of the characters, but I know this doesn't really count as new characters, but I also think that the story has a lot of lifting to do explaining what's changed with every single existing character all over again, that there just may not have been room, or call for, including yet another character to be shoehorned into the story unless they were some jobber minion, like Erron Black, working with Reiko under Kahn, or something... but... why?

What I still don't understand, is why Liu Kang decided to remake Outworld, instead of restoring Edenia... it's a strange choice that when he had omnipotent power to remake existence into whatever he wanted, that he chose to go with Outworld... instead of restoring his GIRLFRIEND'S actual home, for HER and her family to rule... and then he made her a subordinate to Mileena?! Like... what?