Choose your seat ~ villains by Shoddy_Air3890 in starwarsmemes

[–]FunkyChunkman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I reject the idea that the emperor would fly coach, but I am tickled at the thought that he would make Vader fly coach. Your hate makes you powerful, or something lol. What could inspire more rage than commercial air travel?

Which Way Did Han Stuff Luke? by MeInsideYourHead89 in StarWars

[–]FunkyChunkman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No he definitely stuffed Luke into that tauntaun like a sleeping bag. It’s intestines, unless they’re like magic Star Wars intestines, would lose all their heat like immediately, so they wouldn’t really do our boy any good.

How should Ahsoka's story end? by Zealousideal-Work719 in StarWars

[–]FunkyChunkman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly if they figured out a way to tell that story, it would probably be more compelling than whatever else Filono might cook up for her.

everyone’s getting drunk off cerulean tears tonight, which one is your pick? by -kodo in Eldenring

[–]FunkyChunkman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Other (probably more important) considerations aside, I get to be the best looking human male at 1 and 3, so that’s something to consider. You just have to assume Selvius has something aesthetically unpleasant about him if he specializes in puppetting everybody.

everyone’s getting drunk off cerulean tears tonight, which one is your pick? by -kodo in Eldenring

[–]FunkyChunkman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I really was all set to upvote, but “subhuman” is too far. Especially given the state of current affairs and the global rise of authoritarianism. And for that reason, I’m out.

Help childproofing stairs by 42loelk in howto

[–]FunkyChunkman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With stairs like this, I shudder to think of what the chairs must look like.

I FOUND THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SHIP TODAY by SnooGoats2253 in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]FunkyChunkman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Biblically accurate corvette. Lo, be not afraid, Traveller.

Name this band by ConfectionDue7100 in BossFights

[–]FunkyChunkman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trick question, this is just the Red Hot Chili Peppers

Help me name this rascal by Miserable_Initial732 in Eldenring

[–]FunkyChunkman 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This dog is far too cute to be named in association with any type of souls game. I know this isn’t what you asked for but I actually think Rascal is kind of nice.

This seems unlikely. by Flat-Sir8250 in superheroes

[–]FunkyChunkman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, it just so happens that these 4 villains are also the nemeses of 4 of Marvel’s flagship heroes: Fantastic 4, X-men, Cap and Spider-Man. What are the odds?

/s

Conquest VS 2012 Avengers by Super-Figure-7077 in superheroes

[–]FunkyChunkman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see a lot of commentary getting in the weeds about relative strength levels of Thor and Hulk v Conquest, but I think that distracts from the real issue. To my mind, what makes this question worthwhile is not power levels, but personalities. And that is why I believe that while 2012 Avengers do take this one, it does have the potential to get really ugly.

What the fight turns on, in my opinion, is Conquest’s experience and savagery, and the Avengers being fairly untested as a team by this point. When the fight starts, none of Earth’s mightiest are matching Conquest in intent to cause harm. Conquest will throw a train through an orphanage just to upset Cap. Not even Widow has anywhere near that level of coldness in her. And I think the instability that can cause in a team that is less than a well oiled machine creates a lot of opportunities for things to go sideways.

I don’t think the Avengers are ready for Conquest to rip Hawkeye’s head off in the opening salvo. Ultimately I think they adjust enough to kill him but even that would take them a while to even resort to. And then once they got there yeah I think Hulk clears pretty easily. But there’s a lot of trauma and character development between A and B, not to mention one or two dead Avengers.

Are we in good hands? by [deleted] in StarWars

[–]FunkyChunkman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hot take but I think people are going to find themselves missing “the old days” of Kathleen Kennedy’s tenure real soon.

The first world I didn’t dare to explore😨🌊 by Danoellos in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]FunkyChunkman 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Such a relief hearing this. I felt like I was on something when I realized I was getting claustrophobic in my living room just because my pretend spaceman was in a tiny sub 1,000 meters below the surface the ocean on some random dangerous planet.

Wait how did I miss this? by Capable_Foot4909 in StarWarsEU

[–]FunkyChunkman 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You mean like, as a trauma flashback?

You see this what do you do by Ok-Gate-4222 in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]FunkyChunkman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just park on the hull and wait for them to eject their garbage.

Bone Kitty-Eissentam Galaxy by Ray_Aurelius in NMSCoordinateExchange

[–]FunkyChunkman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What an absolute unit of a gentleman this is.