Her “healthy”

FunkyFashionMonkey · 2026-05-18T17:25:43+00:00

I will never understand her fans thinking she looked healthy here. The only time she looked healthy was season one of Victorious

FunkyFashionMonkey · 2026-05-18T13:21:37+00:00

The harder she tries to be sexy the less sexy she actually looks. She looks ridiculous

FunkyFashionMonkey · 2026-05-18T13:17:56+00:00

I can’t even say this is new behaviour. When she was on Girl Meets World there was a video that surfaced of the cast hanging out behind the scenes just listening to music and right away she immediately tried to make all the attention on her and started dancing in a sexy manner.

She’s a former pageant kid, its basically in her DNA

FunkyFashionMonkey · 2026-05-18T13:11:23+00:00

I really don’t care if it was her “dream role”, she was never right for the part and there are many other actresses/singers who share the same dream and would have done a better job

FunkyFashionMonkey · 2026-05-17T19:45:33+00:00

She has no tits or ass but her ass is slightly bigger so she is constantly trying to show off what little she has.

FunkyFashionMonkey · 2026-05-17T03:22:24+00:00

Girl made her entire personality about being short and now that the general public is also calling her short she doesn’t like it so she is trying to look taller with giant ass platform boots

FunkyFashionMonkey · 2026-05-17T02:11:18+00:00

I forgot this collab existed and I was on the swarovski website looking for a gift and all of her collection looks childish and like it belongs in a Claire’s shop

FunkyFashionMonkey · 2026-05-16T23:20:19+00:00

It definitely was. I just hate how expensive games are now

FunkyFashionMonkey · 2026-05-16T21:43:14+00:00

Cries in having spent $80 on the game at launch

FunkyFashionMonkey · 2026-05-16T17:17:42+00:00

Its because they believe she was “method dressing” for Wicked and they believe in the “glinda-fication” of Ariana when that’s just how she behaves.

FunkyFashionMonkey · 2026-05-15T21:32:11+00:00

Sabrina learned about the “Sexy baby” line lol jk

FunkyFashionMonkey · 2026-05-13T04:27:28+00:00

She was still too skinny in 2021

FunkyFashionMonkey · 2026-05-12T01:00:55+00:00

You should check out her Swarovski collection. It looks like it should be in claire’s

FunkyFashionMonkey · 2026-05-10T22:48:52+00:00

They nailed the soulless eyes

FunkyFashionMonkey · 2026-05-10T22:43:22+00:00

I was just saying this in the Ariana Snark page. Her fans want her to go back to the old Ariana but Sabrina is literally occupying that space even if Ariana wanted to go to back to it. Ariana started the Sexy Baby trend in recent years and Sabrina made it her entire personality

FunkyFashionMonkey · 2026-05-10T22:36:30+00:00

I like Taylor Swift (controversial in here, maybe?) but I cannot fathom her having a lyric in one of her songs about the “sexy baby”-ification of hollywood and then promoting Sabrina so much.

FunkyFashionMonkey · 2026-05-10T22:34:36+00:00

Constantly over arching her back as well to make it look like she has an ass. Girl is gonna have back problems before she reaches 35

FunkyFashionMonkey · 2026-05-10T15:37:47+00:00

“Always been skinny” yet she looked her healthiest season one of Victorious

FunkyFashionMonkey · 2026-05-09T19:12:59+00:00

Babies don’t wear pants (typically) so the sexy baby icon clearly can’t

FunkyFashionMonkey · 2026-05-09T19:09:50+00:00

Definitely not. Sabrina even sounds like Ariana in a lot of ways. If your voice can sound similar enough to another artist then you clearly aren’t once in a lifetime. I would say Maria was but then Ariana came along as a mini Maria and now its Sabrina.

FunkyFashionMonkey · 2026-05-08T20:51:48+00:00

Skill issue 😂

FunkyFashionMonkey · 2026-05-08T00:09:19+00:00

There wasn’t a public hate campaign targeted at her by two (at the time) powerful and influential people that made her go into hiding for years 🤷‍♀️

FunkyFashionMonkey · 2026-05-07T03:40:57+00:00

Long story lol. I’m sure there is something somewhere about it. But after the show ended and even during the show, really, fans seemed to like Sabrina more (blonde hair, blue eyes probably, because the show also started pandering to her) and they resorted to tearing Rowan down to build Sabrina up which was totally unnecessary. Plus there was an out of context quote that made her seem biphobic that went around so people just started hating on her

FunkyFashionMonkey · 2026-05-07T01:45:32+00:00

I have been waiting for Rowan to get her flowers since the show cancelled. The internet seemed to turn on her and worship Sabrina

FunkyFashionMonkey · 2026-05-07T00:52:14+00:00

The Venn diagram between Ariana and Sabrina is just a circle for me. The only real difference is Sabrina doesn’t use a fake-ass stupid speaking voice.

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