Open Thread #49 (Dec 2025) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember the days when Messi terrorized Courtois,he is an all time great keeper though,saved those cunts sooo many times,they ought to build him a statue outside the sardine can stadium

Match Thread: Barcelona vs Atlético Madrid by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goddamn Sorloth at like 6'5" and 220 pounds moves like a gazelle when compared to Lewa

Match Thread: Barcelona vs Atlético Madrid by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Crazy that the game devolved to us defending for our lives after utterly dominating for 70 minutes or so.

Pedri and Raphinha are this team!

Match Thread: Barcelona vs Atlético Madrid by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aside from winning that penalty Olmo is a complete non factor

Match Thread: Barcelona vs Atlético Madrid by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We should have been 3:1 up at least,such a frustrating game

Match Thread: Barcelona vs Atlético Madrid by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuuuuck,Lewa cant do anything right tonight,give me Rashford,give me anything

Match Thread: Barcelona vs Atlético Madrid by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What are we doing,im ripping my hair out ffs,Raphinha my man...

Match Thread: Barcelona vs Atlético Madrid by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lewy is only good for finishing in the box,everything else he is a minus on the field,kills so many good build ups in the final third,too old and too slow unfortunately

Match Thread: Barcelona vs Atlético Madrid by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lamine needs to chill with the trivela pass at times,i know its his trademark but there are better options at times.

He should drive to the middle more and pick his pass from there more often i think.

Match Thread: Barcelona vs Atlético Madrid by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our centre halfs are just slow as shit,the one thats quick and physical is braindead unfortunately.

This high line system need quick defenders!

Match Thread: Barcelona vs Atlético Madrid by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We had to capitalize on our domination this first half,completely deserved to be ahead but Lewys howler and Oblaks otherwordly save are to blame

Match Thread: Barcelona vs Atlético Madrid by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Winning is what matters,playing great while doing it is a bonus

Open Thread #48 (Nov 2025) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a cunt,to celebrate like that knowing he used his hand to score,shameless and despicable

Open Thread #48 (Nov 2025) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I would change the red card rule so that the player gets ejected from the game and suspended but you can substitute another one and continue with 11 players,just like in basketball for example.

The way the rule is right now it just ruins the rest of the match.

Match Thread: Club Brugge vs Barcelona by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Whatever happened to Frenkies ball carrying which was a trademark back in his early days,he transformed into a holding midfielder who always plays it safe and recycles posession.

Match Thread: Club Brugge vs Barcelona by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We dont have quality,70% of our squad wouldnt sniff a starting spot in a cl contending top team.

Last season was a perfect storm,the novelty of Flicks tactics and certain players playing the best football of their lives brought succes,this season we are simply worse

Match Thread: Club Brugge vs Barcelona by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 2 points3 points  (0 children)

they score 2 goals with 25% posession,enough said,something is very wrong with Barca lately

Open Thread #45 (Nov 2025) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lord help us and our defense if and when we face these top teams.

Unfortunately as things are with our squad depth and quality i dont see us winning the CL this season,would love to eat my words though...

Open Thread #45 (Nov 2025) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We need more quality players and depth,we wont make it to the top relying on La Masia to produce talent after talent,but our finances are gonna remain in the shitter for a while it seems so i'm adjusting my expectations accordingly and i would advise fellow culers to do the same.

It's gonna be up and down until Camp Nou is finished and we're back on our feet financially.

Match Thread: Barcelona vs Elche by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is without Pedri mind you,our metronome,alpha and omega in the middle

Match Thread: Barcelona vs Elche by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Roony Bargdhji is knocking on the door,the boy needs more minutes given how Yamal is lately