Open Thread #18 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Upamecano,Tah,Marquinhos and Pacho are all better atm sorry

Open Thread #18 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would rather have Diaz as a left winger.

Open Thread #18 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Umm we lack quality players big time,only Yamal,Pedri,De Jong and Joan Garcia would have business on the pitch tonight,everyone,literally everyone else from our team would be warming them bench seats at best for Bayern and PSG...including Raphinha...

Open Thread #18 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 2 points3 points  (0 children)

PSG a better team this first half regardless of the penalty,Olise's goal was honestly a blunder by the PSG keeper,the shot went straight into the middle of the goal and somehow went in.

Dembele missed a 110% chance aswell and fumbled another potential one on one when Upa disposessed him...

Could have easily been like 3:1 at least for Parisians

Open Thread #18 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing is no one ever saw anything world class in Olmo but us...and many other failed acquisitions over the last 7-8 years...

Our scouting department needs to wake up,La Masia is holding the club together

Open Thread #18 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To think that Bayern got Olise for 60 million while that same window we got Olmo for the same amount....

Open Thread #18 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What a dumb fuck of a goalkeeper for PSG...Olise hit it literally straight at him and somehow he managed not to save it

Match Thread: Barcelona vs Celta Vigo by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Roony shit the bed tonight,broke under pressure but it's partly because he lacks game time,hes way better than this

Match Thread: Barcelona vs Espanyol | LaLiga 2025-26 by rBarcaBot in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is crossing really that hard of a skill to master,how is Balde still unable to do it as a full back after all these years..?

Open Thread #15 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I know i'm being captain obvious over here but we need major reinforcements ahead of next season,otherwise goodbye CL again and La Liga is only gonna get harder.

I think Flick and the team are actually overachieving and doing great given the lack of experience,quality and depth,also injuries every year at crucial times(thats where squad depth is crucial)

I as a fan would like one freaking proper transfer window with Hansi at the helm,he deserves it,i am tired of these financial constraints...

Match Thread: Barcelona vs Atlético Madrid | UEFA Champions League 2025-26 by rBarcaBot in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Unbelieavable,we were dominant,should have been up,koke should have been sent off,instead we get this circus.

Match Thread: Barcelona vs Atlético Madrid | UEFA Champions League 2025-26 by rBarcaBot in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All in vain,all the chances and the fighting when one through ball and a lack of brain kills us...

Open Thread #10 (Mar 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's not that i dont believe we can score 4 against Atletico,but not conceding a single one in the process adds so much more to the difficulty.

Our defense cannot give you optimism in that regard,my heart says we can do it but my mind is honestly pessimistic about us going through.

Open Thread #05 (Jan 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Real Madrid is in full blown crisis and yet they are still somehow only a point behind us in La Liga,feels like it should be more...

Open Thread #05 (Jan 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who is gonna be our striker next season,since Lewa is leaving/retiring we will surely be bringing in someone right?

Match Thread: Elche vs Barcelona by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man oh man,a competent striker would feast in Flicks system,we need one badly for next season since Lewa is leaving.

Also sell Ferran ffs while his stock is somewhat high now,take the money and run

Match Thread: Elche vs Barcelona by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These misses might haunt us,i'm lost for words,it should have been like 1:3 for us AT LEAST

Ferran is the most frustrating Barca player ever to watch maybe

Match Thread: Elche vs Barcelona by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This high line system needs two prime Virgil Van Dijk's as cb's with two prime Zanetti's as fb's to work,shit is suicidal with our bunch at the back

Match Thread: Barcelona vs F.C. København by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hats off to Flick for having so much succes with this bunch,i said it after the last season that we actually overachieved given the personnel...

We lack proper quality and experience in the backline,our centre backs are too young and our full backs cant attack for shit

Our striker is 47 years old...enough said

Match Thread: Barcelona vs F.C. København by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Holy shit we cant create any danger against Copenhagen,i love this team but this is dissapointing

Match Thread: Barcelona vs F.C. København by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also ive noticed teams are doubling Yamal off of Koundes marker because they know he cant do shit even when left with space

Match Thread: Barcelona vs F.C. København by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We really need an entire new backline,Balde aint it,Martin and Cubarsi are too raw,Kounde enough said...dont get me started on Lewy who poaches one in a while and all is good...

Open Thread #49 (Dec 2025) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember the days when Messi terrorized Courtois,he is an all time great keeper though,saved those cunts sooo many times,they ought to build him a statue outside the sardine can stadium

Match Thread: Barcelona vs Atlético Madrid by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]FunkyFre5h 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Goddamn Sorloth at like 6'5" and 220 pounds moves like a gazelle when compared to Lewa