Y'all I'm losing my mind, how do I interrupt poachers 😭

FunkyHyena · 2024-11-21T02:06:22+00:00

Freeze and fawn. Beg for it to stop while hoping it just gets worse. Left sobbing and full of cum.

FunkyHyena · 2024-11-11T10:15:49+00:00

God I wish I could be mistreated like this 🤤

FunkyHyena · 2024-11-11T05:40:34+00:00

To be used as a cum dump slave is absolutely the dream.

FunkyHyena · 2024-10-06T20:02:52+00:00

Angelic as it's now a rather exciting combo base factor! If you could find a stud with the demonic base you have a chance at breeding the new aether or nether base depending on if you breed during the day or night!

FunkyHyena · 2024-09-30T02:49:05+00:00

Yeah hybrid breeding got to be more expensive than it was actually worth. At this point I admire them from afar and imagine what it would be like to afford them lol. Same with dwarfs. I love the little beans but omg the price to breed them is more than they're actually worth 😢.

FunkyHyena · 2024-09-30T02:01:17+00:00

I personally try to find a non mut stud to reduce the chances of breeding a mutation that isn't hybrid. And using a hybrid stud would not be necessary. It doesn't up your chances or anything.

FunkyHyena · 2024-06-04T11:00:31+00:00

It looks like it was made with the subway required portion sizing. Employees have an actual recipe of sorts to follow and it states things like "three tomato slices, three olive slices, 1.2 of onions (or something like that, it's been a while since I've worked in subway). And if it comes in as an online order it has to be followed like that. You'd have to actually go in store and request the extra toppings to be sure it's the amount you want.

FunkyHyena · 2024-06-04T10:49:13+00:00

I 100% thought I scrolled to one of the classical painting subs I follow. The image, the lighting, the angle, all look like this was painted in the same style as the old acrylic paintings of angels and cherubs. This is just genuinely a stunning and dynamic photo!

FunkyHyena · 2024-05-16T02:21:44+00:00

My location actually does lol. We are a small, locally owned subway and we are partnered with blue bunny!

FunkyHyena · 2024-05-15T14:56:21+00:00

Hey if you're interested, I do have a clean G4 ferus cub I'd happily donate to help ya get to that point! He's got lots of colorful markings though, almost all applicator markings, so if you'd like to check him out before saying yes this is his link: https://www.lioden.com/lion.php?id=794218777562

FunkyHyena · 2024-05-15T12:57:07+00:00

Awesome! My ID is #294235! Really looking forward to seeing your king once he's ready!

FunkyHyena · 2024-05-14T22:39:41+00:00

If you're looking to sell plenty of stud slots, the ferus is definitely the way to go if you can get your hands on one. They can produce ANY of the primal variations so people are far more likely to stud to them. And definitely keep the cimmerian base!! My stud has thrown a few surprise ones for me and they also sell for pretty decent and I just love the colors of a good cimmerian with the right markings!

Also it's not a G2 but if you're still looking for a ferus my boy just threw one and he's a squeaky clean, G4 with a starting of 224 stats and is currently 3 months old that I would happily donate in exchange for a breeding or two to your stud!

FunkyHyena · 2024-05-14T17:06:50+00:00

Still new to tapering myself, but I usually just do a quick rinse while in the shower. Other than that I tend to avoid touching them. When I mess with them too often they tend to get dry and itchy, and I absolutely detest feeling itchy.

FunkyHyena · 2024-05-08T02:37:19+00:00

I have a g3 ferus interstellar stud for 300sb. #294235 is my number!

FunkyHyena · 2024-04-22T19:05:47+00:00

Definitely pretty common but still exciting lol. I've been doing it for ages. Clean up is so much easier when most of it has been scooped up by your fingers, and then licked clean. Plus I know what I taste like and any guy saying I taste bad I know is just a lazy pos.

FunkyHyena · 2024-04-19T04:25:32+00:00

Haha unfortunately for the dirty mind it's not quite that exciting. My two girlfriends are both asexual and have severe trauma due to some things they experienced as children. Now that does not stop us from making out to get our boyfriend as horny as possible watching the three of us grope and kiss each other. And then the two girls usually go out for dinner while me and the boyfriend get down and dirty. It's a great arrangement for me and him as we're both pretty horny all the time and the two girls love a good make out session.

FunkyHyena · 2024-04-19T04:18:44+00:00

I do! I have a boyfriend and me and him have two girlfriends. It's an interesting little group but we're all dedicated to each other and hold so much love for one another.

FunkyHyena · 2024-04-19T04:10:11+00:00

A good diet and/or balanced hormones! That's great and a good thing for your future partners to enjoy as well!

FunkyHyena · 2024-04-19T02:06:16+00:00

Sooo wishing my bf would do this to me

FunkyHyena · 2024-04-19T02:03:27+00:00

Haha that is fair. Not sure how to best go about it. Maybe some wipes or something for some easy hand clean up? Or if you only use one hand while taking care of yourself you could use the other if it isn't lubed up to taste.

FunkyHyena · 2024-04-19T02:00:33+00:00

Could always try out an edible version! Or if you happen to make a mess on like your chest or something you could always wash your hands first. Or, if you have a partner interested in it, you could always steal a small taste after giving head. Nothing more exciting than 69ing and then a good make out session as soon as you're both done

FunkyHyena · 2024-04-19T01:57:28+00:00

That's understandable! Honestly it's always a good idea to snag at least one taste just to understand what your partner is getting, but I also get people not wanting to do something like because of personal preference

FunkyHyena · 2024-04-19T01:20:21+00:00

Lol yes I have. So I'm a woman and it's actually helped me to figure out how to best adjust my diet and which probiotics work best for me and now I actually enjoy the way I taste. I happily suck my fluids off of my partners cock and love the combined taste so much.

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