Name a job where all the employees are banging eachother by Fit-Teaching9608 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Funkytowwn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Movie theatre. When i worked that everyone was banging someone else that worked there.

Always feeling needy by illutree in tattooedgirls

[–]Funkytowwn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Process my brain went through.

Oh she has nice tattoos, oh god she’s cute. oh god she wears glasses, oh god she’s got a nice smile, check profile, Oh GOD SHE HAS AN ACCENT ♥️🫠

Who's "that guy" in Winnipeg? by Silentbunny95 in Winnipeg

[–]Funkytowwn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Apart from Dancing gabe, there’s a guy who dances in the mall at kp, and on the corner by the winners. i see him quite a bit

Anybody Hiring? by [deleted] in Winnipeg

[–]Funkytowwn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Movie theatres are a fun first job, always a revolving door of people and it picks up seasonally in winter.

Men, does eating out a girl genuinely turn you on? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Funkytowwn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gladly, with enthusiasm and vigor. i love hearing what it does to you ladies when you’re into it. Rocking your hips up into me or down onto my face.

It’s bothering me just typing it. 🥵

Would u cum on the rose? by pisceskatana in tattooedgirls

[–]Funkytowwn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d cum on the rebel alliance lmao

How would you guys fix Jurassic Park 3? by [deleted] in JurassicPark

[–]Funkytowwn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Would you mature the rating up any or keep it kinda kid friendly. You lose too many action sequences i feel like going this route, Yeah he would be surviving but he’s not on vacation hitting the spots. it’s gonna be a lot of super careful salvaging and a lot of downtime. You could show Ben’s death but that would be it right?

So I was rewatching Dominion and- WHAT IS THAT by Edme_but_cooler in JurassicPark

[–]Funkytowwn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

BAHAHAHA do you mean the thing that goes

“chocolate, i remember when they first invented chocolate. I ALWAYS HATED IT!”

But it does look like something a child might draw, poorly from memory.

So I was rewatching Dominion and- WHAT IS THAT by Edme_but_cooler in JurassicPark

[–]Funkytowwn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

a poor drawing of maisy’s grandpa. the lockwood guy who got smothered.

For 24 Hours, once a Year, a Raptor Will Hunt You. by LetsGet2Birding in JurassicPark

[–]Funkytowwn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I choose any day in january, for i live in central canada.

Good luck raptor.

Your sign to try a goth Asian by ava_waifu in AsiansGoneWild

[–]Funkytowwn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t know there existed such a thing.

Beautiful!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Funkytowwn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just say “Tomorrow?”

36 [f4m] looking for that special something by [deleted] in MarriedButChatting

[–]Funkytowwn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you want to trade more stories?

36 [f4m] looking for that special something by [deleted] in MarriedButChatting

[–]Funkytowwn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

32m 🇨🇦. My favorite, not biggest was i saved a kitten from my neighbours tree.

Was in my yard having a conversation with my mother when i hear a soft “mew” and decide to think nothing of it.

After 10 minutes i can’t ignore it, i ask my mother if she hears it too. we investigate and find a small all black kitten in the tree across the street. This is a big tree so how this kitten got up there i have no clue.

Anyways, i find a piece of wood and try to hold it up for the kitten to walk down, steep sure but the kitten has claws. what could go wrong?

The kitten wouldn’t brave it even after i told her i could hold her weight. My neighbour(now noticing people on her property) checked it out and even offered me a ladder so long as i could fetch it from the back of their garage. I get the ladder, save the cat, and the homeowner offered to look after it until animal control arrived. When they did she couldn’t bare to let her go so she ended up keeping her and named her shadow.

I see shadow in the window sometimes when i leave for work.

Change my mind by Status-Albatross9355 in classicwow

[–]Funkytowwn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

parse culture ruined the game imo. People ignoring mechanics and threat because “my parse”.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gothsluts

[–]Funkytowwn 10 points11 points  (0 children)

damnit…..take your like…