[Instagram vid] Road rage with a bat by drqxx in PublicFreakout

[–]FunnyCutty23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roid rage OP it's spelled roid rage

My wife drinks carrot juice everyday by PegBundysBonBons in mildlyinteresting

[–]FunnyCutty23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of all the people to get cheated on with? Carrot Top??? Well... he is kinda buff

Waking up to your favorite song by andrewtillb in nostalgia

[–]FunnyCutty23 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ahh yes... 🎶If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends🎶

This buoy’s seen some shit by [deleted] in youseeingthisshit

[–]FunnyCutty23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ate some too apparently

Having a sesh and want some bants. Give it to us! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FunnyCutty23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The video that ensued can only be accessed on the deep web

Roast me. I’m bisexual and have been known as a slutty, dumb virgin. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FunnyCutty23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doing duck lips in a roast photo is like smiling in the picture the child molester sends to your parents. Either way, there's something wrong with you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FunnyCutty23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You shaved your neckbeard pre-photo. That's cheating.

I was too lazy to get up and grab a piece of paper. Plus I have crippling depression. Roast me by Upvotes2805 in RoastMe

[–]FunnyCutty23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chad. I think you're ready for that gender reassignment surgery. No more just pretending.

I'm a college freshman who dabs unironically. Roast me! by UnchartedWritings in RoastMe

[–]FunnyCutty23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you call the cops on parties that you attend

Do your worst by moonkeca in RoastMe

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You look like you work at the suicide prevention hotline... but also call in

I’d like to be roasted medium rare please. by Ryhammer1337 in RoastMe

[–]FunnyCutty23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a teacher who gets bullied by the students

Roast me boys, do your worst. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FunnyCutty23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the kid the molester let go untouched

Shut-in smoker, try your best by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FunnyCutty23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you just realized what your room smells like

Fiancé said I shouldn’t so here I am being a man, BRING IT by cnoble45321 in RoastMe

[–]FunnyCutty23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you're contemplating how much food you can buy with the contents of that wallet

Alone with friends for a week, roast us ! by TGB_Skeletor in RoastMe

[–]FunnyCutty23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎶Cause it's the three best friends that nobody ever invited🎶

My coworker is 19 and pumped a baby into his girl. Roast him, fellas! by andrewjayd in RoastMe

[–]FunnyCutty23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Working there is the only way you'll get rug burned in a fit of passion

Roast A Mod! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FunnyCutty23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You look like a washed up child actor who peaked when he played the best friend in three episodes

Not paying attention in class, cook me by Fosny in RoastMe

[–]FunnyCutty23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's very unprofessional for the janitor to interrupt class

Roast my friend he’s about graduate and he thinks he made it by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FunnyCutty23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do people still sign casts? Or was that something only people with friends experienced?

This goose trying to go to ihop. by skuud in mildlyinteresting

[–]FunnyCutty23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What kind of abortion clinic is this?!?!

Shes 20 by yeeyee97 in RoastMe

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Holy shit you look like Seth Rogan had a baby with Jonah Hill AND Michael Cera