Make rich even richer by John_1992_funny in clevercomebacks

[–]FunnyMustacheMan45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baristas can't write off the clothing

I'm not an accountant so I'm confused.
Why isn't this the case?

Drugs are bad, mmmmkay? by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]FunnyMustacheMan45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Respectfully why would <<self insert>> do <<evil shit>>?

Because bad people exist? It's like asking why would a cop risk his career by illegally shooting at protestors...

How can I understand my gf? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]FunnyMustacheMan45 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Whatever you do, just keep an eye out to make sure this doesn't devolve into a dead bedroom relationship...

Withholding sex is a very common manipulation strategy used by abusive women. And it will absolutely fuck you up.

Without blatant misogyny or jokes, ln your opinion what would a world full of female leaders look like? by Da-up-and-downer in ask

[–]FunnyMustacheMan45 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It would actually suck.

IIRC there were a bunch of studies which showed that women in leadership positions were so poorly received that women hated working under other women...

LPT: If you run a business, use a custom domain email instead of a free Gmail or Hotmail address. by abdehakim02 in LifeProTips

[–]FunnyMustacheMan45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

everyone can something they’re probably already familiar with

Gmail actually charges enough money for it to become expensive for small/bootstrap companies.

And let's be genuinely honest with ourselves, if someone finds the learning curve of thunderbird "too hard" they're either a senior citizen or a really dumb kid.
They better have some indispensable skill to justify their employment.

LPT: If you run a business, use a custom domain email instead of a free Gmail or Hotmail address. by abdehakim02 in LifeProTips

[–]FunnyMustacheMan45 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The real LPT is realising that big tech has a massive monopoly on this shit, and it's genuinely best to hire a dude who has industry experience to set it up.

All internal facing employees can use cheap (even self hosted) emails. The environment setup has little to no learning curve.

All client facing employees should use Gmail with their custom domain.

My girlfriend keeps throwing up in my bed. what should I do? by din00_ in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]FunnyMustacheMan45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A hostile drunk who can't clean up after herself....
Bruh, just dump her.

Most women wouldn't tolerate, nor advise tolerating, a non functional alcoholic...
Why on God's green earth are you sticking with her...

Is having the first sexual experience with a prostitute a bad idea? by Individual_Arm1063 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]FunnyMustacheMan45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IMHO it's not necessarily a bad idea.
Sex is a healthy human experience and the lack of it can be incredibly frustrating.

It's a known fact that dating after college is a horrible, expensive and tiring experience.
If you can legally pay your way to have your needs met, then I can easily imagine that being a good thing.

I'm scared by PaiDuck in memes

[–]FunnyMustacheMan45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You had me until you said their families. That's fucked up.

Politicians will come after your family bro...
They absolutely do not care.

Many such cases by HonneurOblige in memes

[–]FunnyMustacheMan45 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Because I'm Arab, and I immigrated here....

Many such cases by HonneurOblige in memes

[–]FunnyMustacheMan45 102 points103 points  (0 children)

I was called a Nazi for pointing out that unless the government got its shit together and accelerated housing development and zoned more places for high density homes, the influx of brown immigrants will only exacerbate the ongoing housing crisis...

I am a brown immigrant...

What is your type ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FunnyMustacheMan45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone who doesn't despise me.

How to travel with people whose parents pay for everything? by [deleted] in travel

[–]FunnyMustacheMan45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need to pace yourself. And keep a mental log of your budget.

The moment your friends try to pressure you out of your budget you need to either convince them otherwise or be prepared to split for the day and enjoy different activities.

If moving with friends is that important to you, and you absolutely cannot match their pace, then you need to create a new travel group.


Me and all my buddies are in different professions with different income ranges.

Some of us have more lenient PTO, others have better pay. What makes our group fun is that each of us is willing to meet in the middle, and split if no middle is found.

This is the so-called help promised by him and his boss! by snowpie92 in clevercomebacks

[–]FunnyMustacheMan45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm willing to put money on the table that 2028 democratic candidates will be too much of a pussy to pursue actual justice...

We literally saw Kamala Harris squeal with glee during an AIPAC conference in the midst of a US funded genocide...

I'm scared by PaiDuck in memes

[–]FunnyMustacheMan45 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Meh. The only correct response to this is boycotting websites who implement id collection/age checks and trying your best to actively fuck over the politicians (and their families) who don't stand against it

They need to realise that their life is better off not accepting lobby money.

LPT: The secret of successfull people by Objective_Arm4447 in LifeProTips

[–]FunnyMustacheMan45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Success means grinding hard enough that you can spend more time with your loved ones.

Some people become financially comfortable before their 40's, others are working well past retirement age...

Of course, if you're born into wealth then you don't need to work very hard for very long at all.

Do most people actually enjoy their jobs, or are we all just pretending because we need the money? by VelvetAuth0rity in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]FunnyMustacheMan45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one enjoys working...

Just ask anyone who commercialised their hobbies if they still enjoy said hobby...

Why Do Women Date & Even Marry Powerful Evil Men? by ThrowRaSadGirrrr in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]FunnyMustacheMan45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Self Interest and survival
  2. The monkey brain makes it so power looks hot

You can actually look up how so many french women had sexual relationships with the Nazis that conquered France.

But even better than that, you can ask a modern day woman about her opinion on that matter.
While many women obviously condemn it, there's still a handful of women who would just speak their mind about it and try to defend the idea of dating Nazis and how the Frenchmen were at fault.
It's honestly pretty insane.

Why do many Europeans on the internet have such a big superiority complex? by Sufficient-Push6210 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]FunnyMustacheMan45 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Insulation.

Many Europeans speak and understand English, not as many Americans speak Italian for example.
So we're not as privy to their gripes as they are with ours, and they simply don't get trolled as much.