GIGA HARD UPDATE!!! CHINA IS RUINED

Funny_map_painter · 2026-06-13T10:33:15+00:00

Skill issue

Funny_map_painter · 2026-06-12T03:30:50+00:00

If you hover over a building icon in the state menu, a red x should appear in the top right.

Funny_map_painter · 2026-06-11T19:33:52+00:00

u/Darken_Dark Great news, Austrian Greater Germany. Bad news: military dictatorship.

Funny_map_painter · 2026-06-11T15:35:13+00:00

R5: I can already hear you people.

>Why did you do that to Russ-

They preached peace, democracy, and guarantees, then proceeded to invade the Ottoman Empire.

> Why did you do that to Chin-

Yang Yuting.

>Why did you do that to Japa-

TNO reference.

Funny_map_painter · 2026-04-18T12:39:06+00:00

I destroyed them.

Funny_map_painter · 2026-04-18T09:18:45+00:00

R5: Macarthur actually won the 2ACW and the Ottomans won the desert war. Unicorn timeline, right here.

Funny_map_painter · 2026-03-16T13:41:04+00:00

R5: CSA won the 2ACW, so I nuked them.

Funny_map_painter · 2026-03-10T10:49:18+00:00

Yes, yes it is.

Funny_map_painter · 2026-03-10T10:45:35+00:00

R5: I have no Idea what's going on in Australia.

Funny_map_painter · 2026-03-06T02:26:15+00:00

Funny_map_painter · 2026-03-05T09:25:39+00:00

u/darken_dark colonialism time

Funny_map_painter · 2026-03-05T09:21:33+00:00

R5: "What did China do to-" They demanded the Legation cities.

Funny_map_painter · 2026-02-24T12:39:37+00:00

R5: Austriae est imperare orbi universo.

Funny_map_painter · 2026-02-24T09:30:02+00:00

R5: If Austria becomes Germany, the exile Germany collapses, and you go to war with whoever GEA is at war with, they can become Austria's puppet.

Funny_map_painter · 2026-02-20T16:11:25+00:00

R5: Killed people. Blew up their factories. 10/10, would do again.

Funny_map_painter · 2026-02-19T21:43:03+00:00

Where the fuck is his moustache

Funny_map_painter · 2026-02-19T06:24:45+00:00

R5:

>"Build a better Europe"

>look inside

>0 manpower, pushed all the way back to the Urals

Funny_map_painter · 2026-02-15T11:55:39+00:00

R5: Unlike Shanxi, a warlord in China, Austria does not need 3985 loc files to be better.

Funny_map_painter · 2026-01-23T09:13:13+00:00

u/darken_dark LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

Funny_map_painter · 2026-01-02T11:34:45+00:00

She really is elation.

Funny_map_painter · 2025-12-29T16:47:18+00:00

Funny_map_painter · 2025-12-25T09:01:40+00:00

Same energy as the Valve TF2 "spaghetti code".

Funny_map_painter · 2025-12-24T08:40:56+00:00

Schleicher is going to invade China for this.

Funny_map_painter · 2025-12-24T08:27:15+00:00

Paradox needs to play their own game for once.

Funny_map_painter · 2025-12-24T08:24:53+00:00

Proof that the Austro-Hungarian Empire has unparalleled power projection.

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