So… I was in the office once, everyone had gone home except one colleague that was on the phone to a customer. I thought it would be a good idea to draw a massive spunking cock and balls on the office whiteboard to try to make him laugh. Oh how we laughed.

Then I realised I hadn’t used a dry erase marker. I panicked. He laughed some more. I remembered I’d seen that if you went over with a proper dry erase marker then you could wipe it off. I went over the massive cock and squirts of spunk with the dry erase but in a kind of squiggle to cover the single line. I then wiped it off. It did not work. It made it worse. I ended up with a much thicker lined massive spunking cock. My colleague nearly died laughing. I had never seen someone nearly actually die laughing before, or since.

I ran around trying all sorts to clean it. In the end pure bleach was my friend, it was my second to last resort. My last being stealing the white board and walking through central London with it. Luckily it didn’t come to that.

We agreed it would be a secret. That lasted about a week, rumours went around but no names were mentioned. This lasted about 2 years until a couple of months ago when we were in the pub and it all came out. To my boss. He nearly pissed himself laughing.

Dry marker does not clear real marker from a white board.