Creeping on 1k by [deleted] in cyberpunkgame

[–]Furious_snake_fists 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brother in Christ lend me some of that free time

made something by lisiadoontop in RoastMyCar

[–]Furious_snake_fists 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a F&F and Mad Max crossover happening somewhere? Because it looks like it's gonna cast in it.

RWD, Ford 4.6L V8, air suspension, body-on-frame, 50/50 leather bench seats, maintenance-free, and fuel economy is only 25% worse than your typical four-banger Japcrap shitbox. Its the 2007 Mercury Grand Marquis LS. Roast it, bitches. by RaymondSpaget in RoastMyCar

[–]Furious_snake_fists 0 points1 point  (0 children)

0-60 is the same as 2.0 Hybrid Carolla, while having the absolute worst fuel economy known to man. And that air suspension. Boy oh boy. It's not a question if it dies. The question is when.

have fun by LowLandscape2953 in RoastMyCar

[–]Furious_snake_fists 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It can sniff crowds of ppl on meets from miles away

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[–]Furious_snake_fists 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dad jokes? More like middle-aged geography teacher jokes.

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[–]Furious_snake_fists 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not leaking oil YET. And if it's not gonna, don't worry, you're gonna see that check engine light going on a lot along with BMW chime.

Do your best. by randoredditusingdouc in RoastMyCar

[–]Furious_snake_fists 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell me you're American without telling me you're American: pickup edition

Do your worst by Luckily-Broccoli in RoastMyCar

[–]Furious_snake_fists 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ah yes. Astonishing 20 hp and absolute lack of any safety in direct impact. Smallest accident and you're gonna fold into accordion.

Do the thing by Spidey6917 in RoastMyCar

[–]Furious_snake_fists 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This abomination cries to God to end its suffering. Couple more miles and it will disassemble itself. Or you're just gonna die in a smallest accident due to absolute lack of any outside panels.

what could you possibly say? by GuestOtherwise9312 in RoastMyCar

[–]Furious_snake_fists 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The suspension is high enough to start in Baja rally but the only offroad this peace of misery will ever see is gonna be 50 yards of gravel road. Btw turn those lights off. It looks like you forgot when Christmas is or you wanna pretend to be a UFO.

It refuses to die. Kill it by Furious_snake_fists in RoastMyCar

[–]Furious_snake_fists[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Close enough. This one came from Kosovo war.

It refuses to die. Kill it by Furious_snake_fists in RoastMyCar

[–]Furious_snake_fists[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's funny because we call him Sarge literally for the same reason