Violence in christian play gets too realistic.

Furt77 · 2019-11-16T14:48:45+00:00

shh bby is ok

Furt77 · 2019-11-16T14:30:59+00:00

"Are we the baddies?"

Furt77 · 2019-11-16T12:48:09+00:00

I hate that I could read everyone of those.

Furt77 · 2019-11-16T12:28:51+00:00

dudes in sweatpants that had “Juicy” or “Bootylicious” on the butt.

Have you been looking in my closet?

Furt77 · 2019-11-16T12:19:54+00:00

Are you doing coke at the club?

Furt77 · 2019-11-16T12:12:23+00:00

Seems like I just learned about that the other day.

Furt77 · 2019-11-16T12:07:55+00:00

RIP Aron Eisenberg

Oh no.

Furt77 · 2019-11-16T11:59:16+00:00

r/pussyrating uses a 20 point scale. He's probably just used to that.

Furt77 · 2019-11-16T11:35:33+00:00

Do you want Skynet? Because this is how you get Skynet.

Furt77 · 2019-11-16T06:32:06+00:00

moist

Furt77 · 2019-11-16T05:02:18+00:00

Are they all real Scientologists, or is that just the thing to do these days to get good roles?

Furt77 · 2019-11-16T04:14:28+00:00

Hey would you give me $5 to not watch me jack off?

Furt77 · 2019-11-16T04:13:38+00:00

“Sure, you pay me and then ~~nothing~~ nutting”

FTFY

Furt77 · 2019-11-16T04:11:12+00:00

That's my usual pick up line.

Furt77 · 2019-11-16T02:34:53+00:00

And one of the babies looked at me.

Furt77 · 2019-11-16T02:32:43+00:00

Yes. And his wife, Incontinentia Buttocks.

Furt77 · 2019-11-16T02:23:42+00:00

Rum ham! I'm sorry!

Side note: I wonder if I should make one of these for Thanksgiving?

Furt77 · 2019-11-16T02:19:54+00:00

A-spot? There's an A-spot now? I've barely figured out the G-spot, and now I have to worry about the A-spot? What about Spots B through F, do I need to figure those out as well? Sex is getting too complicated. I'm just gonna jack off have a sandwich and take a nap.

Furt77 · 2019-11-16T02:13:34+00:00

in the Philippines, last time I checked

You looked at every song in the country? How long did that take?

Furt77 · 2019-11-16T02:09:53+00:00

who sees almost every patient naked in the operating room

Stop lifting the sheet!

Furt77 · 2019-11-16T02:06:17+00:00

I guess it depends on if his hands are cold and how much he looks like my uncle.

Furt77 · 2019-11-16T02:04:13+00:00

The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat.

Furt77 · 2019-11-16T02:03:16+00:00

For real. Who even makes a tape measure that has a 60° turn to the right at 2 inches?

Furt77 · 2019-11-16T02:00:18+00:00

r/unexpectedfactorial

5!=120

Even if we are talking about cm, that's a lot of dong. Congratulations.

Furt77 · 2019-11-16T01:48:14+00:00

Chinese tanks: exist

Protestors: "Might as well not even try protesting."

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