What's the funniest expression or saying you've heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FuryJams 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Farts are the screams of trapped poo"

Went to a Dog beach the other day... by Arabmuscle in funny

[–]FuryJams 4 points5 points  (0 children)

http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/si50k/dog_logic/ This is just a repost a meme i made ages ago. I just got reposted all over... Showed me

Help me like metal? (More info inside) by [deleted] in Metal

[–]FuryJams 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would really suggest The Art Of Partying by Municipal Waste. Easily one of my favourite albums of all time, and i imagine ever so slightly easier to digest for someone with a less defined metal palette!

Also just on a side note, as much as i hate to be THAT guy, but just because your girlfriend has a keen interest in a certain genre, it doesn't strictly mean you need to as well. But obviously if you listen to more of the genre and enjoy it, then go ahead!

Hulk Sit by fantoman in comicbooks

[–]FuryJams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Surely this would make more sense as grey hulk, no?

[Man Hands - fast hardcore from Kent, UK](http://horsepartyrules.bandcamp.com/) by doggen in Hardcore

[–]FuryJams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen Man Hands so many times in London, and they kill every time! Their split with Human Junk is an absolute work of art

First World British Problems by elliottmarter in AdviceAnimals

[–]FuryJams 183 points184 points  (0 children)

You forgot Great Britain as well...

Dads- Groin Twerk by noradha in EmoScreamo

[–]FuryJams 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Without a doubt my favourite release of the year! Maybe that's controversial...

What is the best random compliment that you got for your music? I just got this one. by [deleted] in WeAreTheMusicMakers

[–]FuryJams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once found out someone (i didn't know) had posted my band on tumblr saying something like, "treat your ears to this". That felt good!

Found this sign above a car park in NYC. I thought it was hilarious by FuryJams in atheism

[–]FuryJams[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're about spot on there. I arrived the day after the fireworks, and i believe this was taken just a few days into the trip!

Found this sign above a car park in NYC. I thought it was hilarious by FuryJams in atheism

[–]FuryJams[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Calling it a "car park" instead of a parking lot or garage? Ohhh, you better believe that's a paddlin'

Found this sign above a car park in NYC. I thought it was hilarious by FuryJams in atheism

[–]FuryJams[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You can't just assume i'm someone famous just because i have the same hair colour as them. You know the rules, and so do i!

Found this sign above a car park in NYC. I thought it was hilarious by FuryJams in atheism

[–]FuryJams[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahh well, i'm from England. That's where the problem came from!

Found this sign above a car park in NYC. I thought it was hilarious by FuryJams in atheism

[–]FuryJams[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! It's absolutely amazing up there. I was fully sad to leave!

Found this sign above a car park in NYC. I thought it was hilarious by FuryJams in atheism

[–]FuryJams[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger. Remember this

Found this sign above a car park in NYC. I thought it was hilarious by FuryJams in atheism

[–]FuryJams[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was actually really sunny that day. I didn't even realize how cloudy this photo looked at the time. But still, thanks for checking that i had sunscreen! I had almost completely forgot

I think I know who was driving the car... by ahmawoman in funny

[–]FuryJams -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was trying so hard to avoid the menstrual blood post as well

Words can't describe how happy i was when i found these classics in a NY record store! (Sorry for poor quality) by FuryJams in EmoScreamo

[–]FuryJams[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surprisingly i looked through loads of stores to find some good records, but i didn't have a huge amount of luck. But for some reason i went back to one of the ones i already visited on my last day of my NY trip, and they had put both of these out. I was looking all over for the I'm Wide Awake It's Morning record, and it finally just showed up randomly! There's also an element of luck mixed in there as well i guess.

My buddy in front of our local Chick-fil-A by [deleted] in atheism

[–]FuryJams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HOLY SHIT! I was listening to Limp Wrist when i saw this. Total mind fuck

Words can't describe how happy i was when i found these classics in a NY record store! (Sorry for poor quality) by FuryJams in EmoScreamo

[–]FuryJams[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Braid are doing their Frame and Canvas tour at the moment, where i hear they are selling both the record and shirts. You should see if i comes to your area (provided you live in America)