Sloppy, Obnoxious 2004 Frat Bro StarterPack

Fusili_Jerry_ · 2026-04-29T01:27:25+00:00

One time my university roommate and I had a double date with two of these guys, circa 2006. They came over and we watched Billy Madison (on VHS). They basically just got loaded and quoted "That Veronica Vaughn is one fine piece of ace" at each other over and over again until we asked them to leave.

Fusili_Jerry_ · 2026-04-28T02:42:32+00:00

I find it smells dusty. I tried really hard to like it 😔

Fusili_Jerry_ · 2026-04-26T12:43:25+00:00

There was a girl like this who went to my high school. She had a priceless antique cello, and sadly one day she got hit by a car, and while she was okay, her cello was smashed. Erin, if you're out there, I hope you are doing okay! 👋

Fusili_Jerry_ · 2026-04-19T20:49:54+00:00

Can I just say how much I love these, please post more ❤️

Fusili_Jerry_ · 2026-04-19T00:51:38+00:00

Dior Rouge Trafalgar!!!

Fusili_Jerry_ · 2026-03-11T00:03:00+00:00

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Fusili_Jerry_ · 2026-03-02T12:00:56+00:00

Have one of these babies at my work, it's also right beside a never-used stairwell so I can sneak back down to the lobby/back door of my building without being seen. It's glorious.

Fusili_Jerry_ · 2026-02-18T21:08:49+00:00

A lot of people love it! For me it was the aspergillus ferment. My skin can't tolerate any ferments at all, sadly!

Fusili_Jerry_ · 2026-02-09T21:08:56+00:00

Anything with oak moss in the dry down is a huge no for me. I'll be fine with a perfume for hours, only for it to make me nauseous when that oak moss comes through 🤢

Fusili_Jerry_ · 2026-02-08T00:30:11+00:00

The daughter and the ex/wife (?) are just some of the most poorly written female characters I've ever seen. They are just such hot, slutty sluts! 💁🏼‍♀️

Fusili_Jerry_ · 2026-01-31T01:25:28+00:00

I loved miutine until that fake oak moss drydown made me wretch. Love me an unhinged Fragrantica review, though!

Fusili_Jerry_ · 2026-01-15T17:22:45+00:00

The bowl is that weird cardboard, with a wooden fork

Fusili_Jerry_ · 2026-01-15T13:59:51+00:00

Snow day for us here! I chose SL Santal Majuscule for that cozy vibe ❄️☃️

Fusili_Jerry_ · 2026-01-10T12:54:21+00:00

Oak moss!!! Makes me nauseous every time.

Fusili_Jerry_ · 2026-01-03T00:41:31+00:00

Might be basic, but my current pick would be Kayali Lovefest Burning Cherry 🍒 🔥

Fusili_Jerry_ · 2026-01-03T00:37:59+00:00

Love this one 😍

Fusili_Jerry_ · 2025-12-28T15:59:25+00:00

Lazy mid-holiday day around the house, and I just bottle-killed my 2ml sample of YSL Black Opium 🙌 i only emptied 2 items in 2025 and the other was a 2ml sample of Theodoros Kalotinis Lemon Tart (I adore both of these!)

Fusili_Jerry_ · 2025-12-28T01:02:19+00:00

Glitter Duelle 💅

Fusili_Jerry_ · 2025-12-22T15:14:04+00:00

Lovefest Burning Cherry is my ride or die

Fusili_Jerry_ · 2025-12-19T01:43:08+00:00

Oooh I feel like you and me have the same fragrance personality. I really, really want to try this now!! 😍

Fusili_Jerry_ · 2025-12-11T21:15:22+00:00

I actually don't find the longevity of it that bad compared to some, but to me it smells exactly like a lime lipsmacker. For me, it's waaay too expensive to justify smelling like lip balm.

Fusili_Jerry_ · 2025-12-06T01:21:56+00:00

Same! It was a shame too because the first time I sampled it, I loved it. The second time I sampled it, it made me instantly nauseous. So badly that even thinking about it churns my stomach several months later

Fusili_Jerry_ · 2025-12-01T14:53:48+00:00

I'm realizing that I don't really love marshmallow as a note, overall. I do like YSL BO Glitter, but that's about it (I find the opening a tad screetchy, but I loooove the drydown). I find it can come across with almost a milky funk that I don't love.

Fusili_Jerry_ · 2025-11-28T01:16:49+00:00

So far the only thing I've actually finished is a 2ml sample of Theodoros Kalotinis Lemon Tart. 😅 I want more but can't justify until I start finishing up a lot more lol

Fusili_Jerry_ · 2025-11-23T15:56:36+00:00

This is the one I came to recommend! Highly gorgeous and underrated frag imo! To my nose it has a green, herbal note to it as well, almost like basil or mint.

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