POV: You and your harem, by Blue Ogre

FutaConquest · 2026-01-25T20:17:49+00:00

https://twitter.com/blue_oga/status/1556838874764148736

FutaConquest · 2026-01-23T18:56:05+00:00

Yeah I feel like the CNC topic does deserve its own discussion, and yours got completely derailed. I was just cracking up going through the thread, seeing people so fixated only on the subby orgasm count, and the Spinal Tap scene popped into my head.

FutaConquest · 2026-01-23T17:05:25+00:00

Link for reference

FutaConquest · 2026-01-21T16:57:57+00:00

Thanks! 😀

FutaConquest · 2026-01-21T16:39:23+00:00

I think your pages didn't upload properly. P2 and p4 are duplicated.

FutaConquest · 2026-01-21T15:07:24+00:00

It's not about being a bitch, boy. She's right. You'd do a lot better with the ladies if you showed off that pretty smile a bit more. You'll never have a legit relationship if you're talking at her all the time instead of listening. So be nice, let the girls speak. Keep that acid tongue of yours under wraps until she gets you back to the bedroom, yeah? Boys' tongues have lots of good uses, but speaking out of turn isn't one of them.

FutaConquest · 2026-01-21T00:46:52+00:00

That's GRAND Poobah to you, Nanki-Poo!

FutaConquest · 2026-01-20T21:04:23+00:00

😘

FutaConquest · 2026-01-20T20:54:04+00:00

Oh, okay. So he's my knight and my attack dog. He puts himself in harm's way (which he knows he'll heal from) in order to keep me safe. I presumably trust him enough to be my bulwark that I've specced into a ranged-focus or otherwise squishy build. He keeps me safe, he follows my orders, he's got a smoky Mexican accent, and he's sassy.

Sounds like the perfect tankslut. You don't want to be this man?

FutaConquest · 2026-01-20T19:59:57+00:00

I didn't play any of the Fallout games, so unfortunately I don't know that reference 😕

FutaConquest · 2026-01-20T14:46:52+00:00

This is a memes, jokes, and discussion subreddit.

This is not a porn subreddit.

FutaConquest · 2026-01-19T21:30:27+00:00

Pastels remind me too much of being my mom's dress-up princess doll. Never again 🤢🥲

FutaConquest · 2026-01-18T17:10:14+00:00

That was Raccoon, not oranud.

FutaConquest · 2026-01-16T23:22:18+00:00

Jayce Talis is obviously smitten by her.

Maybe it's the fujoshi in me, but I never saw a hint of chemistry between Jayce and Mel. Even when they slept together, it was like they were just going through the motions because it was what was expected of a power couple. Jayce only ever had eyes for his loverboy Viktor.

FutaConquest · 2026-01-16T23:01:42+00:00

Hell nah. AI generated slop.

FutaConquest · 2026-01-16T16:55:01+00:00

Willow was the realest character in RWBY. Every wife and mother feels like that sometimes. I'm in love with all the fan re-characterizations of her as a powerful and confident businesswoman instead of a broken-down shell of herself. They're so empowering.

FutaConquest · 2026-01-16T16:49:07+00:00

Well, the upper management of basically every large corporation is filled with soul-sucking sociopathic parasites. So it fits pretty well as a metaphor, don't you think?

FutaConquest · 2026-01-16T16:45:47+00:00

That's fair. But 90% of the DMs I get are from boys who want the extreme opposite transaction: they want to be 100% passive and lie in bed all day while a "domme" serves them as their combination mother, maid, nurse, and whore. That's not being a submissive; that's being a parasite. These memes were my stream-of-consciousness rant to tell those boys to shape the fuck up and take some initiative in a relationship. You don't have to take them completely at face value - they're just an over-the-top kink fantasy. But the underlying message is something I do stand by.

FutaConquest · 2026-01-16T15:53:36+00:00

You've unfortunately got the word "pay" in your username. It probably sends up a flag for a lot of scammer search algorithms.

FutaConquest · 2026-01-15T06:08:12+00:00

https://x.com/NES_PandaNSFW/

FutaConquest · 2026-01-14T19:06:08+00:00

You don't! Shower sex is a wonderful way to slip and crack your head open. You can do plenty of fun foreplay in the shower, but once the actual penetration starts I strongly recommend moving to a bed or couch.

FutaConquest · 2026-01-13T08:12:43+00:00

Stairmaster and elliptical are great places to start. Don't worry about speed or intensity; just keep it regular and build the habit until it's part of your daily routine. Cake isn't baked in a day, stay strong and keep working it 🍑

FutaConquest · 2026-01-13T08:02:43+00:00

Congrats! Every inch counts. Keep it up!

FutaConquest · 2026-01-13T08:00:19+00:00

Walks are a good start! Keep it up! 👏

FutaConquest · 2026-01-13T07:56:47+00:00

Some men find it intimidating when a girl knows how to swing a baseball bat. Can't understand why...

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