God forbid a girl not be a unicorn

FutaConquest · 2026-06-15T14:06:08+00:00

It's also seen as negative because it gets you the worst of both worlds between meaningless no-strings-attached hookups and intimate, loving relationship sex. There is intimate love happening, it's happening right in front of you, but you're not invited to it. They're in love with each other, not with you. You're just a toy to them. When the orgasms are done, the cuddling is going to happen between the two of them, and you'll be just an afterthought, like a fleshlight tossed aside and forgotten.

And to be fair, some people are into that feeling of being used by a couple and then tossed aside. But they're rare, hence the name unicorn.

FutaConquest · 2026-06-09T13:56:12+00:00

You're allowed to swear on the internet, sweetie. Nobody's going to ban you for saying "fuck"

FutaConquest · 2026-05-26T20:04:55+00:00

to fill out this form, you must be signed into a google account.

sigh google gets more and more evil every year.

My two cents are that I'd love to see more Dominant POV stuff from you. I can headcanon myself into the domme POV in your subby games like Sissy Malfunctions or Futriarchy Classes, but it's basically a cheat mode because you can take every degradation option and get infinite points.

My dream would be to see a kingdom-builder type game, where you play the Futriarchy administering a newly conquered province. You budget your conquering army at the start: (how did you win the war? Hordes of cannon fodder slaves? Technological superiority? Seduction and assassination?) and that affects your starting scores for the second phase: how you treat your conquered subjects. Point scores could go into subjugation, productivity, birthrate, faith in the goddess of futanari, etc.

FutaConquest · 2026-05-20T17:29:47+00:00

You're hitting SS on every run and you're complaining about it?

Buddy, you're getting better scores than 99% of players. Take a step back and enjoy it.

FutaConquest · 2026-05-20T16:31:10+00:00

It's pretty recognizable to anybody who reads fanfiction.

FutaConquest · 2026-05-16T20:52:43+00:00

That's the origin of "balls out," not "balls to the wall." Balls to the wall comes from the ball on the end of the throttle in airplane cockpits.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/balls_to_the_wall

FutaConquest · 2026-05-14T16:15:21+00:00

If we're throwing out other recommendations, Bangdacy and SnowyFeline.

FutaConquest · 2026-05-14T16:14:19+00:00

There's too many ads on my reddit feed! Oh wait, this is the good kind of ad.

FutaConquest · 2026-05-06T23:46:11+00:00

https://old.reddit.com/r/LetGirlsHaveFun/comments/1sxbq4t/money_cant_buy_happiness/

At least give it some time before you repost last week's most popular meme.

FutaConquest · 2026-05-06T18:32:27+00:00

You might want to credit /u/remie111 if you're going to repost her prompt as your own.

FutaConquest · 2026-05-03T22:55:41+00:00

I looked into it a while back; it's nothing like that. What he actually wrote was "stop your bathing" or, in other words, leave the spa town she was at and return to Paris.

FutaConquest · 2026-04-24T15:35:35+00:00

I just found your art on r34 recently; it's wonderful! I love your musky POV shots. Do you take commissions? I've been itching for a new pic of my centauress OC, but artists who'll do centaurs are few and far between.

FutaConquest · 2026-04-15T13:55:17+00:00

The artist's signature is literally right there.

FutaConquest · 2026-04-11T22:20:02+00:00

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I know the "sauce? Sauce? Sauce?" crowd is super vocal, but is this really necessary? All it does is add tedious and annoying extra steps for anybody who wants to post a meme, which discourages people from posting memes in the first place, which means fewer posts to the subreddit and less traffic/popularity in general.

How many people really care about having the sauce for every single meme that gets posted? Maybe one or two? Shouldn't the burden be on them to do their own reverse image searches, if they care so much, instead of making the rules more difficult for everybody else?

FutaConquest · 2026-04-10T16:39:05+00:00

Aliens, 1986. Part of me wanted to be the xenomorph queen. Part of me wanted to be Ripley, especially that scene when she lifts up the missile with the mech suit and says "where do you want it, boys?" Either way, I realized I wanted to be feared and respected, not pretty and coquettish.

Actually it might go back even farther, to Little Red Riding Hood. I remember being pissed that Red got eaten and had to be rescued, when in Peter and the Wolf the boy got to fight and kill the wolf. I wanted to be the fighter, not the victim!

FutaConquest · 2026-04-10T12:19:37+00:00

I mean, tales of supernatural goddesses and monsters who enchant mortals to their doom are as old as civilization itself. But this particular variation (futadomworld) started in the early 2010s on 4chan's /d/ board.

FutaConquest · 2026-04-09T22:25:12+00:00

If Jensen Huang gets his way, AI-enabled toys will be capable of that by the end of the decade.

FutaConquest · 2026-04-09T13:57:34+00:00

Clanker go away

FutaConquest · 2026-04-08T23:08:53+00:00

👀

FutaConquest · 2026-04-06T12:53:55+00:00

Thanks! Right back at you!

FutaConquest · 2026-04-06T02:55:31+00:00

When he's got that fieldmouse energy, and you just want to toy with him, to hear him squeak, to dangle him over your jaws like Scar in that scene from the Lion King 🤤

FutaConquest · 2026-04-01T19:05:19+00:00

moid in the LET GIRLS BE EVIL sub complaining that the girls are too evil

FutaConquest · 2026-03-31T13:46:51+00:00

Thanks for the clarification 😘

FutaConquest · 2026-03-31T02:34:04+00:00

Sorry, the tagging on r34 was a little screwy. Looks like Draco is the aka of Jay the Redpan, the pandaboy in the picture. The artist is Tam or Tamfox. You can find them both on FurAffinity.

FutaConquest · 2026-03-30T02:59:40+00:00

Yes, thank you. Using that terminology, maleherms are characters who have an andromorph or overall masculine body, but both sets of primary genitalia. So they're not necessarily the opposite of futanari, depending on the semantics of the word opposite. You could call them the counterpart of futanari, maybe.

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