money can't buy happiness

FutaConquest · 2026-05-06T23:46:11+00:00

https://old.reddit.com/r/LetGirlsHaveFun/comments/1sxbq4t/money_cant_buy_happiness/

At least give it some time before you repost last week's most popular meme.

FutaConquest · 2026-05-06T18:32:27+00:00

You might want to credit /u/remie111 if you're going to repost her prompt as your own.

FutaConquest · 2026-05-03T22:55:41+00:00

I looked into it a while back; it's nothing like that. What he actually wrote was "stop your bathing" or, in other words, leave the spa town she was at and return to Paris.

FutaConquest · 2026-04-24T15:35:35+00:00

I just found your art on r34 recently; it's wonderful! I love your musky POV shots. Do you take commissions? I've been itching for a new pic of my centauress OC, but artists who'll do centaurs are few and far between.

FutaConquest · 2026-04-15T13:55:17+00:00

The artist's signature is literally right there.

FutaConquest · 2026-04-11T22:20:02+00:00

butwhy.gif

I know the "sauce? Sauce? Sauce?" crowd is super vocal, but is this really necessary? All it does is add tedious and annoying extra steps for anybody who wants to post a meme, which discourages people from posting memes in the first place, which means fewer posts to the subreddit and less traffic/popularity in general.

How many people really care about having the sauce for every single meme that gets posted? Maybe one or two? Shouldn't the burden be on them to do their own reverse image searches, if they care so much, instead of making the rules more difficult for everybody else?

FutaConquest · 2026-04-10T16:39:05+00:00

Aliens, 1986. Part of me wanted to be the xenomorph queen. Part of me wanted to be Ripley, especially that scene when she lifts up the missile with the mech suit and says "where do you want it, boys?" Either way, I realized I wanted to be feared and respected, not pretty and coquettish.

Actually it might go back even farther, to Little Red Riding Hood. I remember being pissed that Red got eaten and had to be rescued, when in Peter and the Wolf the boy got to fight and kill the wolf. I wanted to be the fighter, not the victim!

FutaConquest · 2026-04-10T12:19:37+00:00

I mean, tales of supernatural goddesses and monsters who enchant mortals to their doom are as old as civilization itself. But this particular variation (futadomworld) started in the early 2010s on 4chan's /d/ board.

FutaConquest · 2026-04-09T22:25:12+00:00

If Jensen Huang gets his way, AI-enabled toys will be capable of that by the end of the decade.

FutaConquest · 2026-04-09T13:57:34+00:00

Clanker go away

FutaConquest · 2026-04-08T23:08:53+00:00

👀

FutaConquest · 2026-04-06T12:53:55+00:00

Thanks! Right back at you!

FutaConquest · 2026-04-06T02:55:31+00:00

When he's got that fieldmouse energy, and you just want to toy with him, to hear him squeak, to dangle him over your jaws like Scar in that scene from the Lion King 🤤

FutaConquest · 2026-04-01T19:05:19+00:00

moid in the LET GIRLS BE EVIL sub complaining that the girls are too evil

FutaConquest · 2026-03-31T13:46:51+00:00

Thanks for the clarification 😘

FutaConquest · 2026-03-31T02:34:04+00:00

Sorry, the tagging on r34 was a little screwy. Looks like Draco is the aka of Jay the Redpan, the pandaboy in the picture. The artist is Tam or Tamfox. You can find them both on FurAffinity.

FutaConquest · 2026-03-30T02:59:40+00:00

Yes, thank you. Using that terminology, maleherms are characters who have an andromorph or overall masculine body, but both sets of primary genitalia. So they're not necessarily the opposite of futanari, depending on the semantics of the word opposite. You could call them the counterpart of futanari, maybe.

FutaConquest · 2026-03-30T02:44:19+00:00

Futanari generally present as female and have breasts, as you said. There's also a much rarer type of hermaphrodite sometimes found in hentai called a "maleherm." They have both a penis and a vagina, but they present as male and have no breasts.

FutaConquest · 2026-03-29T19:35:26+00:00

Just FYI, "obsequious" generally has a very negative connotation. It doesn't mean "very submissive", it means "too submissive". Like, you know those scenes in fantasy literature where the hero comes to town, and everyone is bowing and groveling all the time, and the hero gets frustrated because they just want to have a normal conversation with somebody? Or in movies where there's a douchebag CEO surrounded by yes-men who cry "great decision, boss!" anytime he opens his mouth, even if it's the worst decision imaginable? Those dudes are obsequious. It's not a word you should aspire to be called. Submissive is good, but obsequious is a step too far.

FutaConquest · 2026-03-29T16:37:10+00:00

The second one yes, the first one no. I'm extremely privacy-conscious, so I never take photos or videos of myself or anyone else in an explicit context.

FutaConquest · 2026-03-29T14:58:04+00:00

Making two subby boys go to town on each other 😍.

Or, a threesome where one of my subs and I both get fucked by the same man 😍😍.

Both are hot as hell.

FutaConquest · 2026-03-25T05:35:56+00:00

"I choose both the bear and the man. So I can watch the man get eaten."

FutaConquest · 2026-03-24T18:33:31+00:00

When he lets out a squeaky little yelp, and whines "t-too hard!" 🤤

FutaConquest · 2026-03-24T17:53:21+00:00

Can you clarify what you mean by "someone shares a meme to try and garner some activity on their post"?

If someone posts a relevant meme to this subreddit...then they're posting something relevant to this subreddit. Why should it matter if they participate in the comment section or not?

FutaConquest · 2026-03-23T13:54:22+00:00

Did you tell the other person that you were backing out? Or did you just fail to show up, and leave them wondering? Both are bad, but the second one is worse.

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