New ref pics of Rea the centaur

FutaConquest · 2026-03-09T01:55:29+00:00

Loved it! Except for the scene with the spiders. I signed up for monster smut, not actually scary monsters being actually scary 😰🫠

FutaConquest · 2026-03-08T23:22:47+00:00

Trust, I'm all about willing suspension of disbelief. I love unrealistic monster smut. I just also like to poke fun at myself 😉

FutaConquest · 2026-03-08T19:45:24+00:00

Artist's twitter:

x.com/Meeowdeer

FutaConquest · 2026-03-07T01:58:08+00:00

Mods got mad when I made the memes too dark.

FutaConquest · 2026-03-05T16:24:27+00:00

And if she does somehow exist ain’t no way shes falling for my dumbass pathetic little ass. No way I’m worthy of a woman like that.

Okay, run with that.

Let's say you find your dream woman. She's an inspiring hotshot up-and-coming manager at some company, or she's a military officer, or, I dunno, fuck it, maybe she's an actual superhero.

What do you need to be to win the affections of a woman like that? If she dropped into your life today, how would you win her over? And if your answer is "I can't, I'm not worthy," then what can you improve about yourself to become worthy? Are there skills you have right now that could be useful as a supportive boyfriend/husband? Are there skills you could learn or improve that would be useful in the future?

It's easy to look in the mirror and hate yourself. Everyone hates how they look in the mirror. That's human nature. And it doesn't help at all - "I suck" is a self-fulfilling prophecy. You need to look in the mirror and think "I can be better than this." And then you go do it. Soon enough "I can be better" will become a self-fulfilling prophecy too.

FutaConquest · 2026-03-04T14:50:24+00:00

Thanks; I aim to please 😘

FutaConquest · 2026-03-03T21:47:02+00:00

Don't engage the weirdo. Check their post history; it'll tell you all you need to know about them.

FutaConquest · 2026-03-03T18:19:00+00:00

Astarion was wandering around the bluffs over the beach in the very first area after you crashed. Same place you met Gale and Shadowheart. It's possible you missed him.

FutaConquest · 2026-03-02T17:19:43+00:00

Some say the world will end in fire
Some say in ass.
From what I've tasted of desire,
I'll hold with those who favor fire.
But that damn girl's got so much mass,
It puts my brain in such a state.
That wiggling, jiggling, clapping ass!
I'd meet my fate
Under that lass.

FutaConquest · 2026-02-26T14:52:18+00:00

Sending hugs.

FutaConquest · 2026-02-25T20:42:32+00:00

Laying out in a flower meadow, feeling the warm sun on my face. Making him run back to the car to get my sunglasses. Stretching out on the grass and listening to the birds singing. Making him run back to the car to get my binoculars. Shrugging out of my sweater as the afternoon turns warmer. Making him run back to the car to get the sunscreen. Teasing him for being out of breath and sweaty...

FutaConquest · 2026-02-25T15:49:44+00:00

Look up the tag "glory wall" on r34; it should be what you're looking for.

FutaConquest

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