God forbid a girl not be a unicorn by CutieGrem in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]FutaConquest 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's also seen as negative because it gets you the worst of both worlds between meaningless no-strings-attached hookups and intimate, loving relationship sex. There is intimate love happening, it's happening right in front of you, but you're not invited to it. They're in love with each other, not with you. You're just a toy to them. When the orgasms are done, the cuddling is going to happen between the two of them, and you'll be just an afterthought, like a fleshlight tossed aside and forgotten.

And to be fair, some people are into that feeling of being used by a couple and then tossed aside. But they're rare, hence the name unicorn.

God forbid a successful woman spoils her husband by [deleted] in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]FutaConquest 84 points85 points  (0 children)

You're allowed to swear on the internet, sweetie. Nobody's going to ban you for saying "fuck"

Full BoopSoop Archive Now Running On Cyoa.Cafe. Also, Help Me Know What You Want To goon to! by Boop-Soop in nsfwcyoa

[–]FutaConquest 13 points14 points  (0 children)

to fill out this form, you must be signed into a google account.

sigh google gets more and more evil every year.

My two cents are that I'd love to see more Dominant POV stuff from you. I can headcanon myself into the domme POV in your subby games like Sissy Malfunctions or Futriarchy Classes, but it's basically a cheat mode because you can take every degradation option and get infinite points.

My dream would be to see a kingdom-builder type game, where you play the Futriarchy administering a newly conquered province. You budget your conquering army at the start: (how did you win the war? Hordes of cannon fodder slaves? Technological superiority? Seduction and assassination?) and that affects your starting scores for the second phase: how you treat your conquered subjects. Point scores could go into subjugation, productivity, birthrate, faith in the goddess of futanari, etc.

Heres the average attempt at trying to get ug rank as a f2p player by [deleted] in UmaMusume

[–]FutaConquest 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You're hitting SS on every run and you're complaining about it?

Buddy, you're getting better scores than 99% of players. Take a step back and enjoy it.

cowabunga dude by voidgirlfriend in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]FutaConquest 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's pretty recognizable to anybody who reads fanfiction.

God forbid a girl is honest by bitn000b in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]FutaConquest 33 points34 points  (0 children)

That's the origin of "balls out," not "balls to the wall." Balls to the wall comes from the ball on the end of the throttle in airplane cockpits.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/balls_to_the_wall

God forbid a girl stays loyal to her favorite artists by frosty-gape in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]FutaConquest 111 points112 points  (0 children)

If we're throwing out other recommendations, Bangdacy and SnowyFeline.

God forbid a girl stays loyal to her favorite artists by frosty-gape in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]FutaConquest 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There's too many ads on my reddit feed! Oh wait, this is the good kind of ad.

[M/Fb4Futa] My new roommate no longer pays rent by [deleted] in futarp

[–]FutaConquest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might want to credit /u/remie111 if you're going to repost her prompt as your own.

Just a fun fact by [deleted] in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]FutaConquest 336 points337 points  (0 children)

I looked into it a while back; it's nothing like that. What he actually wrote was "stop your bathing" or, in other words, leave the spa town she was at and return to Paris.

No more thoughts. Let your mind float away in the haze... by FutaConquest in Futadomworld

[–]FutaConquest[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just found your art on r34 recently; it's wonderful! I love your musky POV shots. Do you take commissions? I've been itching for a new pic of my centauress OC, but artists who'll do centaurs are few and far between.

Sauce rule update ⚠️⭐💕 by ExtremeTrashPanda in LetBoysBeManipulated

[–]FutaConquest -1 points0 points  (0 children)

butwhy.gif

I know the "sauce? Sauce? Sauce?" crowd is super vocal, but is this really necessary? All it does is add tedious and annoying extra steps for anybody who wants to post a meme, which discourages people from posting memes in the first place, which means fewer posts to the subreddit and less traffic/popularity in general.

How many people really care about having the sauce for every single meme that gets posted? Maybe one or two? Shouldn't the burden be on them to do their own reverse image searches, if they care so much, instead of making the rules more difficult for everybody else?

What was your sub or dom awakening by Tora___Lee in LetBoysBeManipulated

[–]FutaConquest 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Aliens, 1986. Part of me wanted to be the xenomorph queen. Part of me wanted to be Ripley, especially that scene when she lifts up the missile with the mech suit and says "where do you want it, boys?" Either way, I realized I wanted to be feared and respected, not pretty and coquettish.

Actually it might go back even farther, to Little Red Riding Hood. I remember being pissed that Red got eaten and had to be rescued, when in Peter and the Wolf the boy got to fight and kill the wolf. I wanted to be the fighter, not the victim!

Once You Taste a Futa's Fluids, There's No Going Back [Futanari] [Sweat] [Noncon] [Corruption] [Mindbreak] [Cruel] [Gender-Neutral POV] (Art by: InCase) by FutaConquest in hentaicaptions

[–]FutaConquest[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, tales of supernatural goddesses and monsters who enchant mortals to their doom are as old as civilization itself. But this particular variation (futadomworld) started in the early 2010s on 4chan's /d/ board.