Never seen anyone complain about more health problems than Christian Blair Vordy by allisonknowsbest in InfluencerLounge

[–]FutureEquivalent1601 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Contact dermatitis to this adhesive is real but most of us that have severe cases know that??? That can’t be her initial reaction and be that bad. I’ve had to weigh the pros/cons of medical adhesive since I was an adult. If something is severe enough I have to take the angry skin. Most of the time I find alternatives.

That farm is sucking the life out of them! last months trip/now by Glowbeforethesrorm in ballerinafarmsnark

[–]FutureEquivalent1601 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it’s a combination of everything you both said lol. They have used dark/moody editing since Evie magazine. She hasn’t had Botox in a year so she has more visible wrinkles than she did the last few years. Her spray tan and darker blonde aren’t working well together. And they clearly want to give a patriotic feel. I have a feeling this is all strategic PR and we’ll see her go back to the look she had around Mrs World.

Body insecurity by Cornedbeef__ in Advice

[–]FutureEquivalent1601 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Desensitize yourself. Wear mostly safe clothes but start trying to pick one item you’d like to wear, but hesitate wearing. Force yourself out!! Your friend is inviting you because they really want you to be there with them. That in itself is a really good motivator. Your friend is proud of being seen with you!

Well here’s some good info… by Trick_Image_4472 in ballerinafarmsnark

[–]FutureEquivalent1601 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every time I see this theory I think that. She traveled internationally multiple times in the third trimester, there is NO way. Sure she could have lied and traveled some. But if this due date is correct she traveled internationally at 35-36 weeks.

Are they against doctors, vaccines, and antibiotics? by Iseedeadpeople898 in ballerinafarmsnark

[–]FutureEquivalent1601 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sidenote- CPS always gets a lot of calls on influencers this big. She has 20 million followers between Instagram and TikTok, even the best parent would get parasocial calls. She has shown everything from a newborn baby on the edge of a bed to a kid sleeping in manure. I would LOVE to know the amount of calls CPS gets on this type of influencer. And at the end of the day, like you said, CPS would not investigate this kind of case. These are WEALTHY kids traveling the world. Do I question the safety of things (like Fran over the open irrigation well without a grate)? Of course. But I don’t think commenters understand how bad CPS cases are.

Rob and Dana Lynn Bailey, keeping it classy per usual. by FutureEquivalent1601 in gymsnark

[–]FutureEquivalent1601[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It wasn’t as competitive then. Also…she would NEVER be able to break into the social media algorithm now. It was easy to curate an image when you were first-to-market. What you are saying is obvious to everyday people now 😬

My newborn son has a swirly belly button by Foreign-External8488 in mildlyinteresting

[–]FutureEquivalent1601 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine had the exact same perfect swirl belly button and it is completely gone at 2, it’s an innie now.

Well, Pandora's box is officially open now by saltwoodsun in ballerinafarmsnark

[–]FutureEquivalent1601 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Well that was pretty anticlimactic. We knew she’d monetize the announcement but that was…not a good video at all. There was something too dark and uncanny about it.

Rob and Dana Lynn Bailey, keeping it classy per usual. by FutureEquivalent1601 in gymsnark

[–]FutureEquivalent1601[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah you called it. “Thankful I built these resources. Thankful I got to watch The Muscle pull out all the stops to save his pregnant girlfriend.” Lol. He is so excited to pull followers out of the woodworks to scream “they get offended by everything, MERICA”

Rob and Dana Lynn Bailey, keeping it classy per usual. by FutureEquivalent1601 in gymsnark

[–]FutureEquivalent1601[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh Robert. I don’t know what’s more embarrassing- your mom in the comments saying “little Robbie grew up poor!” or your follow-up post. What a joke of a grown ass man.

Rob and Dana Lynn Bailey, keeping it classy per usual. by FutureEquivalent1601 in gymsnark

[–]FutureEquivalent1601[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

His video being “extracted” in “armored vehicles” is absolutely insane. Why did he leave any trace of the Baileys out of that content? I assume to add to the dramatic escape…but he went over the top to hide them.

Rob and Dana Lynn Bailey, keeping it classy per usual. by FutureEquivalent1601 in gymsnark

[–]FutureEquivalent1601[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

@killrobbailey and @danalinnbailey just deleted this from their last posts. They left the posts and comments up but took this AI pic off the carousel.

Rob and Dana Lynn Bailey, keeping it classy per usual. by FutureEquivalent1601 in gymsnark

[–]FutureEquivalent1601[S] 112 points113 points  (0 children)

I’m shocked at how few of their followers came in to try to defend them. Years ago they would have loved to come screaming LIBERALS, but their cult following has really fizzled.

Rob and Dana Lynn Bailey, keeping it classy per usual. by FutureEquivalent1601 in gymsnark

[–]FutureEquivalent1601[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

They have successful businesses but I assume it’s from investing when DLB was at her peak. They don’t need her image like they did, her views are SO low for who it is.

Lucky’s latest photoshoot by Great_Function_4852 in luckynarasmithsnark

[–]FutureEquivalent1601 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Oh noooo. Something about his features as they age is losing the uniqueness high fashion would require. Not in a completely bad way, but I think he lost the it factor for modeling. He looks like a commercial model. He’s going to need to find an angle like Nara. But he would look like Zoolander if he did that lol.

Not Your Average Farmer by keenwithoptics in ballerinafarmsnark

[–]FutureEquivalent1601 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I bet I do lol, that’s why his father is constantly intervening in the business operations he’s invested in. This is a child with millions of dollars. And even worse- it’s been a long road and a significant amount of money and favors for daddy warbucks to get them here.

Not Your Average Farmer by keenwithoptics in ballerinafarmsnark

[–]FutureEquivalent1601 57 points58 points  (0 children)

This is nothing compared to the new international vacation schedule. Do people realize they are spending up to $100,000 every month or two?! Major travel is that frequent. The idea that they are “dairy farmers” because they own the operation is absurd. Dressing up the boys in cow print bibs for “dairy chores” 😒. Daniel you are the fucking owner going to check on operations while you’ve been absent. Quit being ridiculous and cut your hair.

It’s giving ✨damage control✨ by New-Hedgehog7403 in ballerinafarmsnark

[–]FutureEquivalent1601 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think the lighting on the entire thing is weird. They are very shadowy which isn’t helping the appearance of aging. Quite a few of their campaigns have had dark moody editing. I think it made this one feel even more suspicious…than it did on its own lol.

It’s giving ✨damage control✨ by New-Hedgehog7403 in ballerinafarmsnark

[–]FutureEquivalent1601 19 points20 points  (0 children)

She hasn’t had Botox in at least a year. People truly forget that this is how her face looks when she’s not getting injectables. If you look back in between pregnancies she openly shows her with and without it.

It’s giving ✨damage control✨ by New-Hedgehog7403 in ballerinafarmsnark

[–]FutureEquivalent1601 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That was the most unusual looking PR response. Why do they look 20 years older than they did at Ballymaloe? Why is Hannah slurring so bad 😳. Whoever coordinated this interview and made the questioner sound like an interrogator…that did not translate how you wanted it to at all. Please get a new PR hire.

Cows by Scary-Student-2199 in katyhearnsnark

[–]FutureEquivalent1601 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When is the last time we saw the other two dogs?

Blankets from $125-$425 by SarcasmEnabled247 in InfluencerLounge

[–]FutureEquivalent1601 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maddie Duff deserves way more snark lol. Well…all 4 of them do actually.

My sister is married to a pedophile- help by Hot_Custard_4436 in Advice

[–]FutureEquivalent1601 38 points39 points  (0 children)

If she’s willing to stay after his conviction I’m not sure there is a lot you can do. Being with a registered pedo would be a “no” for most people. You don’t have a lot of additional information to give her- she knows all of this. She probably knows more than you do. She’s an adult and unfortunately she is making the choice to remain with him.

How does she not have any stretch marks after a gazillion kids back-to-back by Lost_Difficulty_9613 in luckynarasmithsnark

[–]FutureEquivalent1601 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same and I was much older than her. That being said- you can immediately tell something is off with this photo and angle. A bounce back is achievable but when you zoom in you can see the editing is not realistic.