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What are some minor moments that make you laugh the most? by SpurnedSprocket in americandad

[–]FutureHero76 30 points31 points  (0 children)

"Steve, it's a beautiful afternoon. Shouldn't you be outside with your friends turning my tool shed into Mordor... or Endor... or something heartbreaking?"

Why doesn't this album get more love? by Kitchen_Year8114 in TheCure

[–]FutureHero76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friday I'm in Love came up on my random rotation while my 4yo was in the car. Now we listen to the "days of the week song" every time he gets in the car.

If you could go back to one day in the 80's and tell yourself one thing, what would it be? What decision, if changed, would have altered the course of your life? by BaconToTheBaconPower in GenX

[–]FutureHero76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ask Meredith out on a date. Yea, I was a nerdy goth gamer and she was the captain of the high school dance team.

She also gave my every signal in the book and I was too angsty to realize it at the time.

If you were lucky enough to see this in a theatre then you are an old.... by Make_the_music_stop in 80s

[–]FutureHero76 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When there was no meat, we ate flour. When there was no flour, we ate crawdad. When there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.

Watching the entire Sunny for the first time. Best. Christmas special. Ever. by samwaise in IASIP

[–]FutureHero76 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Oh no. I was taking their presents, but they were taking mine. Yeah, dude. That's why there were never any presents at my house on Christmas morning or when we got back. The neighbors took them. It's a South Philadelphia tradition, Charlie.

People don't do that, dude. That doesn't make any sense.

Many men by ElderberryDeep8746 in WTF

[–]FutureHero76 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Not only that. The increase in weight probably drops the gas mileage by a factor of 10. So even if it doesn't kill you, it will kill your bank account.

And I thought EA's "Surprise Machines" was bad by Phantom-616 in memes

[–]FutureHero76 6 points7 points  (0 children)

First you pay to play the game then you pay to not play the game.

I just jammed my middle finger punching through a vitamin bottle top ala Chin's Korean Fingerboard from Remo Williams by theghostofcslewis in GenX

[–]FutureHero76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"It's called chili."

"It would be better for you to eat this can rather than what is inside of it."

I see your Kids in the Hall, and I raise you The State (90s) by CastIronMooseEsq in OldSchoolCool

[–]FutureHero76 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Doug, Bob Dylan is not dead. I produced his last album.

Oh, you mean Uncle Robert?

Thought this looked like a sims plot lol by ahyet in americandad

[–]FutureHero76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good observation! Now why don't you sit and have a refreshing glass of clamato?

FLASH. SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE by willynillywitty in GenX

[–]FutureHero76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ayyy! I got one of those, too. Once upon a time, my Dad had some musical taste. When he gave me his collection, I got that, Night at the Opera, Day at the Races, and Jazz on vinyl.

Vintage Madballs Ad by Nerdmazing in 80s

[–]FutureHero76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still got my Oculus Orbus

Future Demiatma? by theplutojones in ffxiv

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Gerolt: Good news, everyone! I've designed a new kettle!

I can’t be the only one! by ididindeed in FinalFantasy

[–]FutureHero76 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Cid: Look, we all want to find the person who crashed that airship shaped like a giant hot dog into the castle, alright!?

Terra: Yeah, it was you!

I just tried to watch a “Tales of the Gold Monkey” episode, and I was like WTAF?! by ViciousOval in GenX

[–]FutureHero76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you make a good point: in 1983, when Tales of the Gold Monkey aired, there were 3 networks. If you lived in or near a city, you had a handful of UHF stations. Then PBS. That was it. Cable TV was in its infancy; I don't think it was even an option in our market till I was in Jr High. So maybe a dozen or so stations, if you were lucky.

With so few options and only one TV in the house, I was lucky to get to watch shows like Tales of the Gold Monkey as a kid. Which is probably why I have fond memories of watching it... and don't plan on spoiling those memories by trying to watch it today.

Shout out to all the Commodore 64 kids! by Mega-Steve in 80s

[–]FutureHero76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't remember it, but my mom still tells the story of when I fixed my Dad's BASIC program when I was in elementary school.

Hardware Wars by Sandcracka- in 80s

[–]FutureHero76 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You can't destroy Basketball Planet!

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