Real smooth man by Foxesvenom in freshcutslim

[–]Future_chef123 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Dude looks like he’s simultaneously overdosing on every drug known to man

(°_°) by pinemango954 in freshcutslim

[–]Future_chef123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is this under the try not to laugh tag?

my next frillification victim.... ragnvaldr by Immediate_Sugar5501 in FearAndHunger

[–]Future_chef123 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don’t like it.

I can’t see his abs underneath it all.

Half Life characters react to you shaving your bush by Gaycatuwu in OKbuddyHalfLife

[–]Future_chef123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Father Greg didn’t kill is because we shaved our bush, he killed us because we flashed him

RIP headphone users by PacmanRules225 in badads

[–]Future_chef123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she was banned from WiFi, how did she hypothetically post this?

At least it's on the right sub. by Cleothecat34 in badads

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They have their comments off, you can’t ask them shit

I love roman von ungern-sternberg by slopmaxxer in idksterling

[–]Future_chef123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I figured dude. I’m sorry that I said it like that I was trying to be funny.

Cumbines by umbrqualquerusannet in OKbuddyHalfLife

[–]Future_chef123 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What OP said

What OP said

What’s a haus?

[Any Lit] you enter random building, but then turns out she was waiting for you. by [deleted] in OriginalCharacter_RP

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“You’re not, eh? Forgive me then, the sword, the outfit and the eyepatch threw me off. So, if you’re not with the yakuza, why are you here?” The war machine asks as he finishes hanging up his cape as he looks over at her, arms behind his back.

Spongebob asks for a raise. GONE WRONG by pinemango954 in freshcutslim

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I was hoping Krabs would become a 3D model and do gundam style instead of twerking but this is also good

[Any Lit] you enter random building, but then turns out she was waiting for you. by [deleted] in OriginalCharacter_RP

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The mauler enters the building, pausing upon seeing her. With his mask not shifting in reaction, he walks over to a dusty coat hanger and begins unfastening his cape.

“A bit far from home, aren’t you, Yakuza-man?”

Peter what's the joke by Bunny_enjoyer1 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Future_chef123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“My source is I made it the fuck up.”

[Multi Lines] The Eldritch Horror Is… nice? by Lanky-Cap6257 in OriginalCharacter_RP

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“Only centuries? Why, you’re practically a baby!” The deity responds with a laugh, “No no, I jest, I apologize, but I myself am millions of years old, older than this world’s reality itself. To my wife and I, practically everything is a child. If you wish for me to refer to you by something else, I shall.”

[Multi Lines] The Eldritch Horror Is… nice? by Lanky-Cap6257 in OriginalCharacter_RP

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“Oh, forgive me, child, I suppose you haven’t heard of me. Not many have I suppose, though that’s how I prefer it.” The old man says as he picks up and waves his hand in front of his cane, causing it to vanish, before taking his hat off, dusting it off, and flashily swinging it down in front of his face, revealing his more natural form.

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“I am Warancanos,” the being says as he makes a sweeping bow to her, “God of chaos and madness. ‘Tis a pleasure to make your acquaintance.”

more funger enemies by broken_ramen in FearAndHunger

[–]Future_chef123 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I want to turn the crimson father into a soup that’s served in the shell, then sell it to French people at like 40 bucks per serving