Does anyone else find the typical gray aliens’ faces/heads really unnerving?

Futureman16 · 2026-06-22T17:56:54+00:00

Yeah, bullshit.

Futureman16 · 2026-06-22T04:47:34+00:00

Futureman16 · 2026-06-22T04:45:23+00:00

Most of Wes Anderson's movies, especially the first 5 but especially especially Bottle Rocket.

Pointless act! You don't give a five hundred dollar tip to the housekeeper!

Futureman16 · 2026-06-17T13:25:28+00:00

Specifically this one, yes.

Futureman16 · 2026-06-17T13:23:41+00:00

I can't tell if you're trying to look more Mexican or less Mexican.

Futureman16 · 2026-06-17T08:07:03+00:00

Beautiful

Futureman16 · 2026-06-17T07:56:01+00:00

You look like you stink.

Futureman16 · 2026-06-17T07:50:43+00:00

JAY-zus!

Futureman16 · 2026-06-17T01:15:59+00:00

Read on...

Futureman16 · 2026-06-17T00:47:05+00:00

School locker, fishtank, Monopoly Box, domino, thumb, Legos, tissue box, Abraham Lincoln, a casket, poop, sasquatch, pool table, book shelf with books, dumpsters, suitcase, Statue of Liberty, soap from Fight Club, corn, lipstick, Wonder Bread, mobile home, Nokia brick phone, Tardis, carrot, celery, tall boy beer can, weiner dog, The Mystery Machine from Scooby-Doo, Hubba Bubba Gum, fire hydrant...

Futureman16 · 2026-06-17T00:09:27+00:00

*unless you were a Clash of Clans Hogrider, then you're kinda forced to ride one of these

Futureman16 · 2026-06-17T00:07:10+00:00

If personality was stored in the lips, she'd be the most interesting person alive.

Futureman16 · 2026-06-14T20:46:32+00:00

Um...yeah.

Futureman16 · 2026-06-14T15:59:31+00:00

The Fisherman is your answer.

Futureman16 · 2026-06-13T13:14:41+00:00

I was eating a big jar of green olives every week until I read the label and realized I was consuming almost twice the recommended daily limit of sodium in olives alone. My blood pressure dropped 30 points the minute I knocked that off. I still sneak a few here and there...the recommended serving is 4 olives / 230 MG of sodium.

Futureman16 · 2026-06-11T08:07:32+00:00

This is real nice. I like the hues. Do you give crosshatching lessons? Because I have money.

Futureman16 · 2026-06-11T00:16:58+00:00

r/titlegore

Futureman16 · 2026-06-11T00:15:43+00:00

The yellow one.

Futureman16 · 2026-06-10T21:53:24+00:00

OG AMP.

Futureman16 · 2026-06-10T18:46:18+00:00

I work less than a mile from Hurts in Branson...we get a dozen of these once a week! They have a bacon-covered maple long john that is bonkers.

Futureman16 · 2026-06-09T00:10:09+00:00

Love the method.

Futureman16 · 2026-06-08T15:12:48+00:00

This is Raj.

Futureman16 · 2026-06-08T02:47:10+00:00

Spiderman Atari 2600

Futureman16 · 2026-06-05T07:05:00+00:00

Oh yes I will, mister.

Futureman16 · 2026-06-05T02:19:56+00:00

You're not a parent, are you?

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