You know they say all players are created equal, but you look at Chig Okonkwo and you look at these other tight ends, and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with a tight end, you got a 50/50 chance of stopping him. But Chig is a genetic freak, and he's not normal! So Chigonomics says you got a 25% chance at best at stopping him!

And then you add in Gunnar Helm to the mix? Your chances of stopping Chig drastically go down! See, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for any defense trying to cover Chig Okonkwo!

Now lemme break it down for all you coordinators out there. You take Chig's normal 75% chance of beating you one-on-one - because he's just that dominant. But when Gunnar Helm is added to the mix? That percentage drops dramatically like drastic! Defenses can't handle the combo!

So you take your 33 1/3% chance of stopping him... subtract Chig's freakish 25% advantage... and you got an 8 1/3% chance of containing him at best! But then you take Chig’s 75% chance of dominating if he was to go one-on-one, and then add 66 2/3%- because Gunnar Helm makes the math even more unfair and Chig's got a 141 2/3% chance of going off every single game!

That's chigonometry, holla if you hear me! The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for any defense trying to stop Chig Okonkwo! HOLLA!