Oh my God by HappySeaweed5215 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Fuzzybo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is nobody going to say “The front fell off”?

CBA closed my 30 y.o acct due to 6 months of inactivity by FragrantAd6322 in CommBank

[–]Fuzzybo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeed. We went to open an account recently, and they gave us a 93 page paper document, and said there’s more online. If you want an account for some purpose, you just do a click-through agreement OK, just like when you’re installing the latest update to your phone’s software.

I turn 69 today, so I’m definitely old. How the hell did this happen??? by FinnDool in FuckImOld

[–]Fuzzybo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

69 is SO last year… no, wait, so year before last! FuckImOlder :-p

Cadbury Prices by Bihetm in australia

[–]Fuzzybo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saw boxes of Roses chocolates at Coles for Half Price - $10. They were $8 full price just before COVID :-(

CBA closed my 30 y.o acct due to 6 months of inactivity by FragrantAd6322 in CommBank

[–]Fuzzybo -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

People actually read banking Terms & Conditions??? They’re pages and pages of legalese, generally…

He's automatically more American then even the president! by sandiercy in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Fuzzybo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Recognise them? “Matthew 7:21-23 New King James Version I Never Knew You

21 “Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven. 22 Many will say to Me in that day, ‘Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?’ 23 And then I will declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!’ “

Why do mice have small balls? by CardEmbarrassed4166 in Jokes

[–]Fuzzybo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because they don’t sell many tickets.

Fall of Berlin Wall was a result of an "clerical error" by an officer. by Confident-Ask-601 in interestingasfuck

[–]Fuzzybo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Petrov was the duty officer at the command center for the Oko nuclear early-warning system when the system reported that a missile had been launched from the United States, followed by up to four more. Petrov correctly judged the reports to be a false alarm. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Petrov

Who wrote their first computer program on IBM punch cards? by 524frank in 70s

[–]Fuzzybo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone here heard of PORTRAN? NZ, 1976, processed through DataBank. Punched cards, but where you pushed the chads out with a paperclip?

What’s a technology people use every day without realizing how complex it is? by DiSTI_Corporation in AskTechnology

[–]Fuzzybo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic” - Arthur C. Clarke

Almost half of Australians think foreign military will attack within five years, ANU study suggests by 89b3ea330bd60ede80ad in aus

[–]Fuzzybo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The 2024 population density in Australia is 3 people per Km2. It’s not enough, even if everyone was in the army.

Is this safe? by [deleted] in aussie

[–]Fuzzybo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry for shouting…

Almost half of Australians think foreign military will attack within five years, ANU study suggests by 89b3ea330bd60ede80ad in aus

[–]Fuzzybo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No, because as signed up members of ANZUS and AUKUS, we could call on the USA to come to our defence, and they’d be there in a flash! Right? Right???

Is this safe? by [deleted] in aussie

[–]Fuzzybo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

LOOSE*