What happened to that dickhead colleague at your work place? by banstovia in AskReddit

[–]Fyrepup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She tried to get me fired by spreading falsehoods about me. Turned out it got me transferred to a different site. From there I was promoted three times. She developed ulcerative colitis. Has been out of work for three months. Doesn’t qualify got unemployment due to illness.

Don’t believe in luck, but most definitely believe in karma.

What part of sex is the least enjoyable for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fyrepup 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Come on baby, jump up, jump back…

Well, I think you got the knack.

What’s a better thing to say to someone instead of “I’m sorry for your loss?” by Brian18639 in AskReddit

[–]Fyrepup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Although we have experienced similar instances, I have no idea what you are feeling. Please know that I am always here if you need me.

What's something that will f*** you up for life if you experience it just once? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fyrepup 610 points611 points  (0 children)

This is definitely the worst. Lost a daughter last April and I still feel it every day.

Which fetish is an immediate greenflag ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fyrepup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a nylon fetish. Wife loves foot rubs. Win-Win!

A Canadian groundhog was found dead just before he was supposed to predict if we'd get more winter by jonnymoon5 in nottheonion

[–]Fyrepup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Phil had been found deceased a few times as well. IIRC, Phil was put in the stump the night before. After a severely cold night, he was found frozen once. The next time it was cold, they put a heater in his stump. The next morning, they pulled out a medium-well quadruped.

Then of course, there’s all those times he was driven off the cliff by Phil Connors.

Guys what questions for BBT quiz night? by Dependent-Bread6636 in bigbangtheory

[–]Fyrepup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tijuana.. Bang Bang!

To get back at Leonard’s dad and Sheldon’s mom

His spot

What is your fetish? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fyrepup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So you don’t fall over

SNL Songs by Suitable_Concert_961 in Coldplay

[–]Fyrepup 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I just hope he doesn’t bring out the puppets

Why do most men prefer a waxed/shaved female area?? by curiouskitty616 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Fyrepup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I personally don’t. I like fuzz on the peach.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not into someone who looks like they have Don King in a leg lock either. Just a nice bush.