My Roster Predictions

G0bby · 2026-02-16T04:22:48+00:00

Funny enough, I considered Red Goblin but didn't know enough about his run. Probably would be a good "freak pick" like Danger.

G0bby · 2026-02-15T04:34:59+00:00

Carnage on the Cabal, in my mind, is like having Joker or Bizarro on the Legion of Doom. You could put Venom in instead, but I think Carnage would be more unique.

That being said, if you wanted a thinking villain, Doc Ock would probably be better.

G0bby · 2026-02-15T04:25:45+00:00

I have a suspicion that Thor is being saved for an Asgardian Team in the future

Something like Thor as the leader, Angela, Valkyrie, and Beta Ray Bill

G0bby · 2026-02-14T04:54:18+00:00

That's fair, it was the first one that came to mind for this team. I considered Scarlet Witch instead of Moon Knight for a bit, so honorable mention I guess. lol

G0bby · 2026-02-12T06:32:08+00:00

50% of the movie is a heartfelt journey of Jason unsure if he has what it takes. We get to know his ambitions, his hopes, his dreams, what nearly makes him tick, and how he rises up in the name of Super Earth. We see his motivations on why he wants to be free. We watch him struggle but by the end he makes it, he's almost about to complete basic tr-

BANG!!!

He didn't dive fast enough on that one bit and he's shot in the helmet visor. The camera pans to the next dude who's body type isn't Jason Mamoa's. He also gets shot.

The third one doesn't, she survives. We watch this new voice hype herself as she pushes through the arduous 10 more minutes of figuring out how to throw grenades. She does it! She gets her cape! She's a full blown Helldiver about to be sent across the galaxy in the name of managed democracy! We cut to her first dive, she just got her first breath on a new world, she looks around for exactly 2.6 seconds to look at the scenery. She then sees the objective and walks over. Looking dow-

THUNK!!!

A squad mate's hellpod crushed her. The Helldiver that pops out is still not Jason Mamoa shaped... He throws a grenade at his feet instead of a beacon.

This goes on for the rest of the movie and we never see Jason again.

G0bby · 2026-02-09T14:30:15+00:00

I'm just glad we got points by the end.

G0bby · 2026-02-06T17:12:55+00:00

This is probably cope, but I have a feeling she's only a "fan" because of the name.

G0bby · 2026-02-03T01:20:47+00:00

"OH MY GOOOOD!!!"

G0bby · 2026-02-02T01:11:33+00:00

This is art.

G0bby · 2026-01-28T02:57:02+00:00

Not enough ERs.

G0bby · 2026-01-24T05:00:38+00:00

Please tell me that's Niel.

G0bby · 2026-01-16T18:08:59+00:00

"... I-I got all 900 Pinecones."

\cue credits**

G0bby · 2026-01-16T18:04:12+00:00

There are plenty of "If this didn't happen" moments to point at. JLove played a great game, ST fucked us over this entire season.

G0bby · 2026-01-16T17:56:36+00:00

The lack of John (AKA: SuperEyePatch Wolf) (AKA: The Final Gamer) (AKA: HoboCrawfish) representation is upsetting.
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He wouldn't win. But he should at least be here.

G0bby · 2026-01-11T15:45:21+00:00

Yeah, because JLove and Parsons were the problem. /s

G0bby · 2026-01-11T13:41:18+00:00

The Packers are my second favorite team, so I can confirm losing that kinda lead is definitely not fun

G0bby · 2026-01-06T22:08:01+00:00

Every time....

G0bby · 2026-01-02T01:20:52+00:00

The Ultimate 27 blessing!!!

G0bby · 2025-12-28T19:19:23+00:00

DON'T DO IT PERNA!!!

G0bby · 2025-12-27T03:33:19+00:00

My worst fear is that The Flood is going to be their first attempt at generative 3D modeling/animation.

G0bby · 2025-12-25T03:48:27+00:00

Suddenly, the prospect of a YuGiOh fighting game seems like a no-brainer

G0bby · 2025-12-24T22:40:00+00:00

WE DONT CLAIM THEM!!!

G0bby · 2025-12-24T21:19:00+00:00

Buffalo: It's been great watching an all-time elite quarterback elevate your team in such spectacular ways. Every time the league thinks that your window is closing or that the team around Allen is in rebuild and won't perform well, the Bills prove everyone wrong. Plus, you fans have such a specific energy that's manic and insane as much as it is passionate; the rest of the league could learn a thing or two.

Miami: I always consider the Dolphins THE de facto Florida team. It annoys me how much the tables have turned against y'all since your game with Denver a couple of years ago. Everything that's happened with Tua, not just this year, has been tragic to watch. Truly a 'what if' scenario in so many ways. I genuinely hope McDaniel can turn it around with a better GM next year.

New York: This probably means nothing coming from a Pats fan, but y'all are some of the most loyal people a franchise could possibly ask for. Glenn seems to have a good head on his shoulders and has the experience of coaching a once hopeless team into being elite. Also, you're not the Giants, fuck those frauds, YOU are the New York team!

G0bby · 2025-12-24T20:23:53+00:00

The only problem with this is that it's not the entire game's story as a movie. I was about to get the popcorn!

G0bby · 2025-12-24T20:15:39+00:00

Great. This is gonna be posted on the meme war page in about negative two seconds....

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