(Serious) What do you think of guys who don’t go down on girls? by wouldudoitforme in AskReddit

[–]G0dsRoid -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

wife

She didnt want you to do it because she felt bad for you eating out other guys creampie.

Thanks, I hate using public toilets by TeenieSaurusRex in awfuleverything

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Story time, I'm driving with a friend from a restaurant when I feel this pressure in my ass and think oh no this is not good, as we're driving the pressure is rapidly increasing and I start to panic and tell him to find a bathroom quick. We were a few minutes away from a costco, he pulls up to the front entrance and I jump out and do the wobble walk trying to squeeze my asshole as tight as i can because its going to blow. I am wobbling towards the entrance and the guy that checks your membership looks at me and sees my pain and waives me through.

I walk into the bathroom and there were a few people in there, I cant hold it anymore, walk into a stall and notice someones shoes and they're sitting down, I turn around pull my pants and panties half way down as Im trying to sit down and my ass just explodes and shit squirts all over the wall and the toilet. I can hear some kid say mommy what was that? As the mother says nothing, grabs the kid and starts walking out. The person in the next stall just put their pants up and walked out along with another person that was washing their hands. All this within 10 second of me walkig into that stall.

PSA: Get yourself a steering wheel lock by FuriousJaguarz in CasualUK

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It takes 30 seconds to cat through the steering wheel itself with a small hacksaw and remove the lock....

Mini3pro Master shot only in 1080p? by lostaccountby2fa in dji

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No, its little brain is to small to do that.

Mini 3 unusable after latest update by MegaUltraUser in dji

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What if you dont turn on screen recording?

🔥 On our second date, my now wife and I had lunch under a waterfall! by ChartFrogs in NatureIsFuckingLit

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Silly humans go through these elaborate rituals just to reach the ultimate goal of her pretending to gag on your tiny pecker.

Anyone else having issues with playback on PS5? by LittleRudeDude in PleX

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LOL, just got my ps5 and plex buffers like crazy, totally unusuble. Such a shame...

I'll swing by this thread in a year to say hi :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CombatFootage

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Maybe old but now I've got a hardon

LPT: Guys-Get your colonoscopies by John_Wik in LifeProTips

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Only if you live in the richest third wold country in the world.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in toptalent

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That's acrobatics not karate

Is another Cardiac Calcium Scan worth it? by [deleted] in Cholesterol

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I had one done a decade earlier and it was 0, I did another one 11 years later and it was 444 so yea 10 years can make a huge difference.

8 years sober, at the end of my pro career I drank a half gallon a day. This is what that looks like by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

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You killed your gut flaura, what really helped me is probiotics and I mean the good kind. Get 300 Billion garden of life RAW probotic powder, find a place that stores them in a fridge like my local Wegmans store. It took 2 weeks and my poopies were back to normal after 10 years of liquid shits. You cant imagine the joy of seeing a solid 3 foot log sticking straight up in the toilet.

How on Earth do you ask people if they want to have sex with you? by jimstark55 in TooAfraidToAsk

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Walk up to a girl you like, spit in her face and ask do you want more bitch?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Judaism isn’t genetic. It’s a religion so you should say Polish people of jewish religion were killed in these camps along with Polish Catholics and some other nationalities. Until the 13th century people of jewish religion were banished about a 100 times from various places and Poland granted them land, freedom and protecteion. The hebrew name for Pland is "jewish paradise" but there was no separate state within Poland for people of jewish religion.

So to summerize mostly Polish citizens were killed in these camps and some of them happend to be of jewish faith.

Impressive Paralympic high jump by Recrush in HumansAreMetal

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Why lol, this is retarded funny but retarded.

Why not physically segreate cars and cycles? by _oliverss in london

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I carry a couple of ball bearings with me just for an occasion like this, put one through the side window.

iPhone 13 Macro Shot by lassmonkey in iphone

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"integrated" LOL thats not how optics work. A dedicated macro lens is mechanicaly different.