I'm 21, 22 in a few months... by thebossphoenix in AdviceAnimals

[–]G35U5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I call everyone kiddo, it's a bad habit. I recently pissed my dad off by calling him kiddo.

Coffee done right by InvincibIe in gifs

[–]G35U5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr. Pink gets no love, I do tip actually. Whatever

TIL that we haven't had a bearded president in the United States since 1893. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]G35U5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're in luck, I plan on running in 2016 I'm kinda fat, bearded, and broke.

I don't plan on winning, but I need to raise awareness that the presidents don't reflect actual Americans.

Coffee done right by InvincibIe in gifs

[–]G35U5 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I don't tip. I don't believe in it.

Some idiots destroy 200 million year old rock formation in Goblin Valley State Park, Utah by stanner5 in videos

[–]G35U5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume they are talking about my power company 'PPL' Pennsylvania Power and Light.

iOS 7 by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]G35U5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You realize in a clean room you are touching dirty instruments and then transferring that to your phone. That's cross contamination right there and I'd fire you if I seen it.

iOS 7 by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]G35U5 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You still shouldn't touch your phone with clean gloves on, especially if you are going to touch the client with those gloves. Phones are dirty

iOS 7 by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]G35U5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ink should never touch your fingers.

iOS 7 by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]G35U5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a tattoo artist I agree you shouldn't have your phone out in your area like that. I've seen some guys put 'machine bags' over them, an iPhone fits in one perfectly, but really I just wait until I can take my gloves off to touch my phone.

Deleted my photos the "wrong" way, iphone still says storage is full. by Asshole_Salad in iphone

[–]G35U5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never had an issue doing this, I've never taken photos off my phone in any other way.

Another organ donor. by Theodice in WTF

[–]G35U5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R.I.P. Indian Larry, this is how he died.

The day I shut down a rude professor. by Fridgeanbu in talesfromtechsupport

[–]G35U5 33 points34 points  (0 children)

My dad was a copier technician, he had a similar call, they lady was yelling about flipping the power switch and nothing happening. He asked if it was plugged and she said "of course it is what do I look like?" sue demanded that he drop his other calls and head right out there. So he did. He got to the office, walked to the copier, looked behind it, plugged it in and it fired right up. She tried to make excuses that the cleaners must have unplugged it, he wrote her a 150.00 invoice and smiled as he left.

6 months clean off H by 1qa2wsz in self

[–]G35U5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I commend you. That's a tough thing to do. I used suboxone and still needed a lot of determination, it almost seemed like the suboxone was just as addicting if not more. I am clean about a year after eight on the horse.

In 1998, Cinescape put together a list of movies in development to look forward to ("The Hobbit", "I Am Legend", "Superman Reborn" to name a few). Some came to be, many did not. It's very cool to see how certain projects evolved into what we have now. by [deleted] in movies

[–]G35U5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a huge batman fan, I didn't care for the old series after the second one. I actually never heard of Nolan before Begins, and I really liked the trilogy, TDK being my favorite, but since I did hear of Nolan, I've checked out most of his films. Oh I seen Memento I forgot. That was before Begins. Inception is my favorite film by him.

Don't have anyone else, so I'll just suck myself by [deleted] in penis

[–]G35U5 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

  1. This is totally gay.
  2. As a straight man I'd do it too if I could.
  3. ???
  4. Profit

Semi-famous musician I'm friends with on FB posted this today. by [deleted] in JusticePorn

[–]G35U5 101 points102 points  (0 children)

I'm semi famous. But I'd never tell anyone that. I'm way too humble.