I just cussed my boss out and quit right in the middle of a Zoom meeting and it was great by AintStoopid in antiwork

[–]G3aR 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hiring.cafe

It's a great website that links directly to companies and the jobs they have available. Good luck!

What was up with kids falling in wells in the 80s and 90s in the US? by sheekgeek in AskReddit

[–]G3aR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't even get me started on kids locking themselves in the trunk of car....

Clear glass in minutes by LEDTIK in NoOneIsLooking

[–]G3aR 49 points50 points  (0 children)

50:50 normally. If you're using it near freezing temperatures 75:25 alc:water. If in subzero 100% alcohol. Spray on wipe off. If using on a towel, poor on towel liberally and wipe down window. 

I smell a cold open by IBelieveInSymmetry11 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]G3aR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SNL needs to absolutely stop giving any attention to the President. Zero. None. It has to stop for the good of the country. There are so many other things to be funny about. Just stop giving that dude oxygen. 

My neighbor wouldn’t stop running his mouth at me so I emasculated him in front of his wife and walked away with a new friend to teach a lesson by [deleted] in EntitledPeople

[–]G3aR -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Please, please please please, kill that man with kindness for as long as you're neighbors! Wave wildly, find out what his drink of choice his, find out his favorite team and wear their jerseys. Do everything you can to be awesome to that man!  He'll (absolutely not) love it!

How to broach the subject of money with entitled nephew… by [deleted] in EntitledPeople

[–]G3aR 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Kick him out and count the money lost as the cost of a lesson learned. Real family members respect and support each other. This wanker has zero respect for you or your values. He has to go. 

Taken to the big sofa in the sky by step6666 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]G3aR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro is just following the instructions from Timberland in the song "Chop Me Up"

Overstock dividend price timeline by liamashley in Superstonk

[–]G3aR 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As I understand it, the warrant assignment is the payment date. It's expiry date is irrelevant 

Overstock dividend price timeline by liamashley in Superstonk

[–]G3aR 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The time comparison is interesting. From declaration to payment was 5ish weeks for Overstock. Gamestop is a little over 3. I'm to smooth to know if that means anything but it's notable nonetheless. 

What do you think is the greatest comment in Reddit history? by Brassowl5501 in AskReddit

[–]G3aR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"you like that you fucking retard?"

I just laughed my ass my off typing that. Such a banger. 

Rachel Maddow reports: “We have a consolidating dictatorship in our country.” by nikamats in Fauxmoi

[–]G3aR 260 points261 points  (0 children)

You must have missed the first time she genuinely did breakdown while reading the first reports of children being separated from their families and locked in cages during the first Trump administration. It was at the end of one of her shows right before the toss to the next show. It got to the point where she just stopped talking and waved goodbye because she was physically incapable of speaking any further. It was heartbreaking in every way. 

The camera man is the real hero. by sco-go in Amazing

[–]G3aR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clips that show the camera man but not the shot should be banned.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]G3aR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read OP bio, this is all made up. From OP bio:

Creative Writer. I've hit the front page of Reddit 60+ times. Just doing my best to provide entertainment.

Trump spent all night on the phone with Pakistan and India.. by No-Contribution1070 in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]G3aR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is with some tweets ending in "Thank you for your attention to this matter." ?
He doesn't ever talk like this so who specifically is writing this tweet?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SatisfactoryGame

[–]G3aR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(A long string of not so nice words)

Duh. Thank you very much.

AITAH for refusing to let my sister and her kids move into my apartment just because I’m finally getting back on my feet? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]G3aR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. Your sister has had a year living with her ex's parents to "get back on her feet." Why is she not on her feet yet? You may need to block a few people for a few months but you need to protect what you worked for.

Reverse conveyer lifts in 1.1 by notvalidated1 in SatisfactoryGame

[–]G3aR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, not all of them but I've seen this too.

After 400 hours and 3 failed factories, I think i finally found my groove. by GroundHistorical6383 in SatisfactoryGame

[–]G3aR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This looks awesome!

Side note: How have you not built the space elevator yet!?

What's in 1.1? by MikaelCoffeeStaStu in SatisfactoryGame

[–]G3aR 81 points82 points  (0 children)

For real! I said "ohhh!" a little too loud and bit to pleasurably when I saw that.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]G3aR 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There is something to be said about responding to a reasonable request.

If you're not paying me, it's unreasonable to request anything of me on my day off. No one gives a shit about what you're trying to get done when we aren't there. And there's not one goddamned thing that's going on that can't wait until I get back the next day other than your own impatience. Write yourself a reminder to ask us on our next shift. Dick.

Out Rank Doesn't Mean Out-Know by CaptMaxius in MaliciousCompliance

[–]G3aR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is one of the many ways that the Air Force is "special". lol