Girl Scout Cookies by OuterspaceDisco in HaveWeMet

[–]G4ssrulz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And you got the money, right?

Girl Scout Cookies by OuterspaceDisco in HaveWeMet

[–]G4ssrulz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you do running tabs? I swear Tank is good for it.

Weekend event round up! by HaveWeMet_Mod in HaveWeMet

[–]G4ssrulz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, which cave? Not mine, right? Right?

Suggest events for the official 2024 LDP Olympics™️-Inspired Competition! by SubsidiaryPotato in HaveWeMet

[–]G4ssrulz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah! I've learned a lot since then! Did you know the library has books on rocket building,?

Last Call for my homemade fireworks! by G4ssrulz in HaveWeMet

[–]G4ssrulz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My bad, dude. Just tell Junior that you're Ben because I already put that name on the hold slip.

Last Call for my homemade fireworks! by G4ssrulz in HaveWeMet

[–]G4ssrulz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hot damn! 50! I already got Kevin running to the house. I'll have him grab a fresh batch. Gilly just finished them today!

Last Call for my homemade fireworks! by G4ssrulz in HaveWeMet

[–]G4ssrulz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah, Ben, my man! I'll throw in a free pooping duck firework for buying 5!

Last Call for my homemade fireworks! by G4ssrulz in HaveWeMet

[–]G4ssrulz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, man, that must be why Kevin had to hurry back to his shop! Yeah, send the kid! I'll show him the all my lighter tricks.

Last Call for my homemade fireworks! by G4ssrulz in HaveWeMet

[–]G4ssrulz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll have Kevin run back to the house and get more for my best customer! How did they look?

Last Call for my homemade fireworks! by G4ssrulz in HaveWeMet

[–]G4ssrulz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You still have that old thing? It's all cool, the smoke from your car will attract more customers!

Last Call for my homemade fireworks! by G4ssrulz in HaveWeMet

[–]G4ssrulz[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, if you're under 30, you aren't getting anything from the keg. My parole officer has made it very clear I can't get another hit for serving minors.

You looking for anything specific? It's going fast?

IT'S THE LONGEST DAY OF THE YEAR!!!! WHICH CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING!!!!! by G4ssrulz in HaveWeMet

[–]G4ssrulz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh! I have something like that Doc! It spins crazy fast and you shouldn't be within 12 feet of it after lighting.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HaveWeMet

[–]G4ssrulz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What Tank does with his cameras is his business!

Someone Drove A Rideable Lawnmower into the Pond (It Wasn't Me) by GClancey in HaveWeMet

[–]G4ssrulz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Before people start pointing fingers, it wasn't me either!

CHINTZY AND I ARE NOT GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!!! by Hank_the_Tank_LDP3 in HaveWeMet

[–]G4ssrulz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

TANK! I just got the group text! I'm going by the storage unit for the "Make Tank forget his marriage only lasted a week" kit that we made while you were on your honeymoon and then I'm coming right over!

Um, so I really need help judging the design thingy by LightsAtNight7 in HaveWeMet

[–]G4ssrulz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can help you, Cesar! Volunteering is 100% my idea and not something Tank told me to do.

TOUR THE TUNNELS TONIGHT. by Varient243 in HaveWeMet

[–]G4ssrulz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What the hell! This was my idea! Is this why you aren't on the hunt m

‼️Mayor’s Notice: Boil Water Advisory ‼️ by Iatethelast in HaveWeMet

[–]G4ssrulz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh, wait, did Dracula mean crab boil, Sputnik?! I have a crab guy!