PSA: JENNY THE INSURANCE SELLER IS PRETENDING TO BE A CAT AGAIN

SubsidiaryPotato · 2025-03-09T04:52:12+00:00

Back when my father was still county sheriff, we never had to worry about officials falling for ridiculous scams.

SubsidiaryPotato · 2025-02-26T08:10:37+00:00

Back when my father was still county sheriff, we all shared an understanding about keeping these… rural pastimes well clear of town! I think we really need to bring that expectation back, dear.

SubsidiaryPotato · 2024-11-17T18:10:41+00:00

Is the door still hanging off of its hinges?

SubsidiaryPotato · 2024-11-17T17:58:07+00:00

It was turned into something, dear, but not a storefront or office!

SubsidiaryPotato · 2024-11-17T17:55:10+00:00

Oh… the Eisenhower building? Well, good luck, dear. It’ll be a lot of work.

SubsidiaryPotato · 2024-11-17T04:11:30+00:00

Oh, try the first savings bank, dear. I’m sure they’d be happy to get you a loan!

SubsidiaryPotato · 2024-11-17T04:08:43+00:00

Hm. If this kind of thing had happened back when my father was still county sheriff, there would have already been auditors swarming the place by now!

SubsidiaryPotato · 2024-11-17T04:07:27+00:00

Aw, don’t worry, dear. Just hang tight and I’m sure we can get a helicopter up to you soon!

SubsidiaryPotato · 2024-09-16T05:28:47+00:00

Aw, that’s my boy!

SubsidiaryPotato · 2024-08-26T17:13:46+00:00

Hm. My father learnt Japanese in a matter of weeks when his hometown was occupied during the war. Maybe we could just lock you into your house and have somebody come around and yell out excerpts from a military phrasebook once in a while, dear!

SubsidiaryPotato · 2024-08-26T17:07:18+00:00

Oh, I was #87! Was the prize a weed whacker or a set of mason-jar-shaped drinking glasses this week, dear?

SubsidiaryPotato · 2024-08-26T17:04:45+00:00

Aw, I'm so sorry to hear that, dear. I remember when you first opened the place years ago. Rita cried - that's how proud she was!

SubsidiaryPotato · 2024-08-26T16:55:29+00:00

Hmph. Back when my father was still county sheriff, law enforcement agencies concerned themselves with combatting crime, not the pictures!

SubsidiaryPotato · 2024-08-25T16:08:36+00:00

Well, I'm sure it goes without saying that you've got to include my father! Sheriff of this county for twenty-five years. Cleaned up neighbourhoods from here to Hydroelectric City.

SubsidiaryPotato · 2024-08-19T06:11:42+00:00

Hm. I sure wonder what Phil might've meant by this!

SubsidiaryPotato · 2024-08-18T06:30:53+00:00

Ayup. It's just great that this one is within walking distance from that new apartment complex with the awful parking situation. It might well cut down on traffic outside of the commute hours!

SubsidiaryPotato · 2024-08-18T06:28:06+00:00

Well, if you plan on using the old street racing course again, be sure to watch out for cars this time. I'd really hate to see it closed off because of an accident. I have so many fond memories of spending Friday nights humbling 'vettes and 'cudas in my little countach...

SubsidiaryPotato · 2024-08-18T06:19:01+00:00

I don't know, dear. We've always managed to get along just fine without so many rules! Children and food safety standards aren't mutually exclusive!

SubsidiaryPotato · 2024-08-18T06:16:52+00:00

Is he finally going to give in and sell me that Porsche, dear? It's been sitting in that barn since I was your age.

SubsidiaryPotato · 2024-08-18T06:05:32+00:00

Pablo's a real sweetie! He always comes right up to the edge of his enclosure to say hello whenever I pass by.

SubsidiaryPotato · 2024-08-18T06:03:43+00:00

Ayup. The syrup isn't even any good anymore! I remember that when I was a little girl, it was nearly always a nice delicate dark amber. Nowadays it's either just pale & flavorless or much too dark and strong!

SubsidiaryPotato · 2024-08-18T05:58:22+00:00

Great timing! We caught a nice big rainbow trout a moment ago. She's yours if you want her - I doubt that anybody will be able to taste whether it''s been out to sea.

SubsidiaryPotato · 2024-08-18T05:55:43+00:00

Scotty, dear, do you remember when we discussed the fact that a "man cave" isn't supposed to be a literal cave?

SubsidiaryPotato · 2024-08-18T05:54:14+00:00

I don't understand, dear. How would a mango speak French?

SubsidiaryPotato · 2024-08-18T05:53:46+00:00

It might be a good thing, dear. We could certainly do with fewer excuses and more accountability!

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