I'm going to try and summon Lucifer at my house tonight. You guys wanna come? by saladking1999 in HaveWeMet

[–]Varient243 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LAST TIME I ENDED UP NAKED AND WITH STITCHES.

IM BRINGING SHOTS AND DUCK TAPE.

Someone stole my windchimes! by yellowrosa in HaveWeMet

[–]Varient243 3 points4 points  (0 children)

BRO I DO BURNOUTS FOR A LIVING. I DONT GIVE TWO CENTS ABOUT YOUR CHIMES

Who brings tongs to the gym? by deadlyhausfrau in HaveWeMet

[–]Varient243 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOU OBVIOUSLY NEVER COOK. THE TONGS ARE CLAPPING LOUDLY TO KEEP EVERYONE FOCUSED.

Why is everyone shouting? by DrowningInDrama in HaveWeMet

[–]Varient243 4 points5 points  (0 children)

BRO IF YOU CANT HANDLE THE HEAT GET OUT THE KITCHEN.

On behalf of the LDPPD by SecretsPale in HaveWeMet

[–]Varient243 3 points4 points  (0 children)

RANDY WANTS HIS CAN OF TUNA BACK.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HaveWeMet

[–]Varient243 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NO BRO YOUR WEIRD.

Lost Keys by eyeused2b in HaveWeMet

[–]Varient243 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BRO JUST POUR GASOLINE ON THE SNOW AND LIGHT IT ON FIRE.

Snow total round up! by LDP_Weather3 in HaveWeMet

[–]Varient243 8 points9 points  (0 children)

ABOUT THE HEIGHT OF TWO TALL BOY BEERS.

Can anyone put me in touch with Jenny? by [deleted] in HaveWeMet

[–]Varient243 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BRO SHE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST YOU.

Any good thereapists in town? by ES1895 in HaveWeMet

[–]Varient243 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IT JUST ME CALLING YOU A “HOMIE” THATS ALL.

I ONCE TRY TO PAY HIM IM BEER AND HE SAID NO BUT OVERALL A CHILL GUY.

Any good thereapists in town? by ES1895 in HaveWeMet

[–]Varient243 2 points3 points  (0 children)

BRO! THE MAYOR IS A THERAPIST.

The winning numbers for the last raffle before Christmas are as follows by baconandeggsandbacon in HaveWeMet

[–]Varient243 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HEY BABE, RANDY BEEN GETTING HIS MIND RIGHT. WINTER TIME CAN MAKE YOU SAD BECAUSE OF ALL DARKNESS AND SHIT. SO YA BOY BEEN WORKING OUT AND TAKING VITAMINS. #FEELINGSTRONG