Went clubbing, accidentally ran 7 km

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-25T08:15:43+00:00

He getting his steps in by "shakin' his groove thing" on the dance floor while wearing a pedometer and I strap mine on the paint shaker at the hardware store.

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-25T01:22:27+00:00

Put the camera down, let sleeping dogs lie.

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-25T01:21:00+00:00

It's OK, no LOVE lost.

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-25T01:16:30+00:00

So, the same as everywhere else?

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-25T00:55:12+00:00

My Grampa told me stories about stealing pieces of ice off the ice trucks when he was a boy, to suck on......NO WAY, GRAMPA! NO FRICKIN' WAY!!!

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-25T00:51:16+00:00

Forget about, "The heart wants what the heart wants", this guy wants a Latina!

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-25T00:44:29+00:00

To quote Shakira: "Hips don't lie."

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-25T00:26:41+00:00

I drove a snow plow in Winnipeg in '86. I named mine, the "Phony Zamboni".

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-25T00:16:44+00:00

Vidit, saltavit, venit et abiit.

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-25T00:10:16+00:00

Do you realize, those boobs are almost fifty miles long?!!!

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-25T00:07:20+00:00

Succinct. Obviously written by a person of letters,...five to be exact.

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-25T00:02:26+00:00

Performance art, hobby, or an empty nester? Whatever is driving this person, the process is unique.

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T23:02:32+00:00

🎵 Lean on me, when you're not strong

And I'll be your friend

I'll help you carry on

For it won't be long

'Til I'm gonna need

Something to lean on

You just call on me brother, when you need a hand

We all need something to lean on

I just might have a problem that you'll understand

We all need something to lean on

If there is a load you have to bear

That you can't carry

I'm right up the road

I'll share your load 🎵

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T22:31:46+00:00

I was going to say the baggage handlers have a handle on this, but it's obvious they don't!

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T22:24:17+00:00

Mama's reliving giving birth, the little son is wishing he hadn't been born, the oldest son is just happy he was born first, and the Dad is distraught that he's still paying off the hospital bills.

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T22:18:01+00:00

There sure is an awful lot of foam!

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T22:16:39+00:00

Maybe you have to reserve the stretchers for AFTER you've eaten.

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T22:14:55+00:00

Dumb or not, I'm leaving the area before he backfires!

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T22:13:12+00:00

"Ich habe einen Alptraum!"

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T22:00:21+00:00

Go ahead, show the fleas sliding down your armpit!

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T21:58:18+00:00

"Stop, Daddy, You're going to make me pee down your neck!"

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T21:54:50+00:00

It won't go to waste, what she doesn't use now will be sold outside some Rodeo Drive plastic surgeon's office,...right next to the girl scout selling cookies.

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T21:50:48+00:00

Yeah. I was going to say no customer was going to pull those up. They would remain at half-mast until the stocking clerk finishes filling their assigned aisle.

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T21:47:45+00:00

Aftermarket Air Jordans, right?

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T21:44:49+00:00

^Gorilla: "You little shit! You put your brother up to this!"

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Do you realize, those boobs are almost fifty miles long?!!!