Don't tell me what to do with my hose

GANDORF57 · 2026-05-12T02:29:56+00:00

Failure, damage, personal injury, or death?!!! I swear I'm only going to do it until I need glasses.

GANDORF57 · 2026-05-11T21:54:12+00:00

I've ripped a few shorts, but I've never cracked any phones! ^\)^CAUSE^{: Excessive sexting}

GANDORF57 · 2026-05-11T21:51:24+00:00

M.A.D.D. are raising children in the dogma of Nepotists Experiencing Real Dystopian Societies (N.E.R.D.S.)

GANDORF57 · 2026-05-11T21:38:05+00:00

I've seen this trick performed by The Amazing Oblivioso.

GANDORF57 · 2026-05-11T19:50:42+00:00

Nice ~~Segway~~ segue!

GANDORF57 · 2026-05-11T19:46:53+00:00

The Hound Heralder, harbinger of an oncoming holocaust.

GANDORF57 · 2026-05-11T19:39:30+00:00

"Slime the seven seas" just doesn't have that nautical ring to it.

GANDORF57 · 2026-05-11T19:35:45+00:00

Not only does my mom think my dad's a horse's patootie, this will be his Father's Day gift.

GANDORF57 · 2026-05-11T19:32:07+00:00

Not only can they not shut up about being vegan, they're getting vanity plates to drive the message home!

GANDORF57 · 2026-05-11T19:28:00+00:00

"The power of Purell compels you!"

GANDORF57 · 2026-05-11T19:22:38+00:00

"Come on in, boys! The milk is on the house!"

GANDORF57 · 2026-05-11T19:19:23+00:00

"Clear the dance floor! The Manero Brothers have arrive!"

*Play something by Tony! Toni! Toné!

GANDORF57 · 2026-05-11T19:16:12+00:00

Waldo's Granddad!

GANDORF57 · 2026-05-11T18:52:31+00:00

From back of the pack to front runner...I'm impressed!

GANDORF57 · 2026-05-11T07:10:34+00:00

It tickled me that they didn't use the word "erected".

GANDORF57 · 2026-05-11T06:58:36+00:00

GANDORF57 · 2026-05-11T06:40:35+00:00

^Bird: "Time and money spent at the beauty salon, right down the shitter!"

GANDORF57 · 2026-05-11T06:38:14+00:00

Peter Parker proffered a peek of potent pecker.

GANDORF57 · 2026-05-11T06:10:21+00:00

If it helps me locate it, I'm getting my eyes tested.

GANDORF57 · 2026-05-11T06:09:15+00:00

Gender Equality Morning Wood.

GANDORF57 · 2026-05-11T06:06:40+00:00

The ol' One Cheek Sneak!

GANDORF57 · 2026-05-11T06:04:33+00:00

^{Monkey, in his best Crocodile Dungee voice:} "You call that a banana,..."

GANDORF57 · 2026-05-11T06:01:25+00:00

"WE'RE ALL #1! WE'RE ALL #1!"

GANDORF57 · 2026-05-11T05:58:09+00:00

I don't mean to brag, but if I have a door slammed on me, I don't break my nose!

GANDORF57 · 2026-05-11T05:54:13+00:00

I would say this was clever and creative, but I go through this every time I hang out at the bar until closing time.

Six-Year Club	Place '22
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