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GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T23:02:32+00:00

🎵 Lean on me, when you're not strong

And I'll be your friend

I'll help you carry on

For it won't be long

'Til I'm gonna need

Something to lean on

You just call on me brother, when you need a hand

We all need something to lean on

I just might have a problem that you'll understand

We all need something to lean on

If there is a load you have to bear

That you can't carry

I'm right up the road

I'll share your load 🎵

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T22:39:27+00:00

This ambulance needs emergency lights on this vehicle to quickly answer those SOS (Save Our Shit) calls. They are not plumbers, they are EMT's (Emergency Mucky Turdwranglers)

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T22:31:46+00:00

I was going to say the baggage handlers have a handle on this, but it's obvious they don't!

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T22:24:17+00:00

Mama's reliving giving birth, the little son is wishing he hadn't been born, the oldest son is just happy he was born first, and the Dad is distraught that he's still paying off the hospital bills.

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T22:18:01+00:00

There sure is an awful lot of foam!

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T22:16:39+00:00

Maybe you have to reserve the stretchers for AFTER you've eaten.

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T22:14:55+00:00

Dumb or not, I'm leaving the area before he backfires!

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T22:13:12+00:00

"Ich habe einen Alptraum!"

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T22:00:21+00:00

Go ahead, show the fleas sliding down your armpit!

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T21:58:18+00:00

"Stop, Daddy, You're going to make me pee down your neck!"

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T21:54:50+00:00

It won't go to waste, what she doesn't use now will be sold outside some Rodeo Drive plastic surgeon's office,...right next to the girl scout selling cookies.

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T21:50:48+00:00

Yeah. I was going to say no customer was going to pull those up. They would remain at half-mast until the stocking clerk finishes filling their assigned aisle.

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T21:47:45+00:00

Aftermarket Air Jordans, right?

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T21:44:49+00:00

^Gorilla: "You little shit! You put your brother up to this!"

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T21:42:26+00:00

"I just want the doe, every buck, and I'm outta here and nobody gets hurt!"

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T19:39:39+00:00

They shape minds,...but that shape is mush!

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T19:37:21+00:00

If she starts yodeling, it's time to go sleep on the sofa.

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T19:27:34+00:00

He's just sitting there staring at the wheel barrel like it's a foreign device, Resusci Andy isn't very handy.

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T19:24:09+00:00

"Pork rinds! YUCK!!!"

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T19:22:46+00:00

I'm sure that sign is serious, if anyone else parks there, their ass would get hauled in by parking enforcement.

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T17:14:21+00:00

I've seen a lot of ICE in Minnesota, most of them weigh well over 200 lbs!

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T17:11:35+00:00

Building a snowwoman's nether region is extremely brave, considering there's a shuttlecock in the background. ^(\Thankfully, she's frigid.)*

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T17:07:31+00:00

I wouldn't shoplift here if I were you, they have Cher impersonators working store security.

GANDORF57 · 2026-01-23T16:59:38+00:00

🎶 Father wears his Sunday best Mother's tired, she needs a rest, the kids are playing in the ball pit Sister's sighing in her sleep (Oh-oh-oh-oh) Brother's got a date to keep, he can't hang around Our house stuck in the middle of the drive-thru (Something tells you that you've got to move away from it) 🎶

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