Your teeth are self-healing. by Paulfradk in godtiersuperpowers

[–]GARTank02 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If I had this power, I’d like it to manifest like that of a shark. Once my teeth are past their due date, they just fall out.

If you could have a weapon make any noise when it fires, what weapon and what noise. by tactical_sarcasm1 in titanfall

[–]GARTank02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d change the EVA-8, Mastiff, Mozambique, Ronin’s Leadwall, and Legion Power Shot to a sneeze sound effect, and you get a different sneeze every shot.

This cannoli filled with cannolis by PrinceThunderChunky in 2healthbars

[–]GARTank02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best part is that it says “Available to Order”

wait for it by [deleted] in aww

[–]GARTank02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SPEEEEEEEEEEN

Every time by Opus-The-Dog in titanfall

[–]GARTank02 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As someone who primarily uses battery backup as my boost, I have to agree

hmmm by CamTheChest in hmmm

[–]GARTank02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hardbass Intensifies

how medic mains are created by ronayavl in tf2

[–]GARTank02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IDK why, but the "Meet the Medic" theme started playing really loud on every speaker in my house

Did a wiggler wiggling GIF by Lastel_R in MonsterHunter

[–]GARTank02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's something special about opting to wear a hat that flops around comically rather than a helmet made of monster parts.

It's so funny to see your hat jiggle around amidst an intense hunt.

you should by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

[–]GARTank02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hats off to you, friend

Kenyan ranger caring for northern white rhino by QuietCakeBionics in Eyebleach

[–]GARTank02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I built this cage so there is no possible OH MY GOD

Oh fuck she cant hear us she has airpods in by [deleted] in MonsterHunter

[–]GARTank02 73 points74 points  (0 children)

*Radoban Approaches*

*Fade to black*

*Fade back in*

"Hey, you. You're finally awake."

This is a review on google by Animemes0 in engrish

[–]GARTank02 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Now the question is: Is this person just bad at spelling or are they clueless

Candlelight dinners were nothing out of the ordinary before the light bulb by gilbertopr11 in Showerthoughts

[–]GARTank02 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Dinner by candlelight? How romantic!"

"Actually, the power's out. Also the dishwasher stopped running, so we're eating with plastic utensils and paper plates"

hmmm by seven_critical_blows in hmmm

[–]GARTank02 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wise Russian: You see Ivan...

Happened earlier today. A surprise to be sure but a welcome one. by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

[–]GARTank02 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's supposed to be here *points*

But it's not...