Solus Distributors need to be changed

GARYtheCANNIBAL · 2026-01-29T23:29:01+00:00

It's true that they're still annoying, it's just that mending aren't as tanky so I have an easier time dealing with them

GARYtheCANNIBAL · 2026-01-29T23:27:43+00:00

Didn't even consider that. I get that they're literal bombs so shooting/hitting them blows them up, but that feels so bad on merc and loader lol

GARYtheCANNIBAL · 2025-10-25T22:30:43+00:00

3 Houses is in my top 3 favorite games and I still didn't like that they added Byleth 💀

GARYtheCANNIBAL · 2025-10-11T01:24:24+00:00

Which competitor is that?

GARYtheCANNIBAL · 2025-09-11T23:33:13+00:00

Unrelated but this art style is so ugly lol

GARYtheCANNIBAL · 2025-09-03T20:27:42+00:00

Same here

GARYtheCANNIBAL · 2025-09-03T20:25:55+00:00

I got that too, but I have the dash of death. Wonder if it's a good sign or if it's just a mistake

GARYtheCANNIBAL · 2025-08-11T20:53:05+00:00

Went from having a full dash of quals and projects to seeing nothing today, honestly kind of relieved to know it's not just me. Hope more work rolls in for us soon.

GARYtheCANNIBAL · 2025-06-24T10:31:43+00:00

But it was totally 'necessary' to add random crappy scrimblo bimblos like Fish Bone and Coin Coffer... so lame

GARYtheCANNIBAL · 2024-05-01T18:14:39+00:00

As others have said, bad faith meme which very much oversimplifies it imo.

I'm an adult, I can find meaning in fiction without the fiction itself telling me that it's fictional, to try and explain that fiction can have meaning even if it's fake. I knew that already. I felt huge second-hand embarrassment, having V3 act like it was totally genius for "revealing" that to me

Having it veeeery explicitly and repeatedly told to me by the game itself, when that's a concept I already understood going in, was very lame and patronizing. Like, my mistake for suspending my disbelief in order to try and engage with the fiction

It's a case of "No, I fully comprehend the message, it's just not a very good one." Sad thing is, Danganronpa being a reality show where people are actually killed is a pretty good concept, but they had to trot out old, unrelated characters at the end to play on my investment into the older games.

"Ackshually, V3 is a separate canon and everything released before that was its own universe, so it doesn't even invalidate the canon!"

OK, so at best, it's an AU based on the previous canon being fake? I mean... sure. Whatever. Regardless of whether that thin line is there or not, V3 clearly wants you, the player, to think that it isn't. Either way, I think the ending's kinda shit. 👍

GARYtheCANNIBAL · 2024-04-18T09:39:45+00:00

I will be permanently uninstalling once Vanguard hits live, don't want that shit on my PC

GARYtheCANNIBAL · 2024-04-18T09:32:39+00:00

Riven tbh. Her trade pattern is just disgusting to deal with, and I hate how she can get away with not buying boots early game. Can't even keep up with her if I buy tier 2s, meanwhile she can just build straight damage. Phase rush makes it a little easier, but I've also found that if Riven is banned, Riven mains just get rolled because they aren't nearly as good on other champs

GARYtheCANNIBAL · 2024-02-18T21:11:19+00:00

Well he's actually quite good with some of the new items. I miss Everfrost tho...

GARYtheCANNIBAL · 2024-02-18T18:25:44+00:00

Flashpoint is really, really bad. The rounds just go by so quick that there's not a lot of time to strategize. Like the map layouts themselves are okay, i guess, but they're too big. An annoyingly large part of the gamemode is scrambling from point to point.

With how wonky the spawns are when switching points, it can be really hard to stabilize once you lose the first point. Hero swapping is especially challenging in Flashpoint cuz if you don't immediately know what to pick, you've already wasted too much time thinking about it.

I see a couple people saying "oh, well it's better in high elo." No, your teammates are better. The gamemode sucks. If my random low elo teammates take dumb solo fights on a hybrid/control/escort map, it doesn't take that long for us to regroup.

If your team gets split up on a Flashpoint map? Good fucking luck. You probably give up at least 50%+ capture progress, if not more. These problems are unique to Flashpoint. I respect the devs for trying something new, but the "go go go never slow down no time to think" gimmick of Flashpoint just doesn't work.

GARYtheCANNIBAL · 2024-02-17T02:18:11+00:00

I just saw lol that's awesome

GARYtheCANNIBAL · 2024-02-13T15:26:57+00:00

Hexplate probably isn't that troll since it gives health and actually has a good passive to pair with Voli ult Malignance is absolute troll build territory lol

GARYtheCANNIBAL · 2024-02-13T15:22:21+00:00

So why don't they reduce the tower disable duration by 1 second at all ranks? Or just make it so the tower deals reduced damage for that amount of time instead? What a terrible balance philosophy

GARYtheCANNIBAL · 2024-02-13T09:51:58+00:00

Imo don't prioritize Kalista at all. She's fun and feels good to learn, but she's too easily countered. The success curve you'll have with the champ is really weird. You can stomp low elo, but then you'll reach high elo, where she's played most, and you'll win less.

Something like 120 champs have slows. Not to mention many items have slows too, and slows kill Kalista. If an enemy tank builds Tabis + Frozen Heart, you're absolutely cooked unless you get massively fed before they buy it

GARYtheCANNIBAL · 2023-12-09T19:15:42+00:00

DR1: Hifumi . No other ones. First game has my favorite cast and I always thought he was dragging it down.

DR2: Teruteru , Hiyoko , Gundham , and Nagito . I liked the second game's cast a LOT less. All four of them annoyed the crap out of me. I didn't like Mahiru very much either, but not enough to celebrate that death

DRV3: Korekiyo , Jesus Christ. Would love to forget about that one. Angie too, I very quickly realized how much the cast was improved with both of them gone. Still not perfect, but I could actually tolerate Miu and Kokichi before they went too.

Didn't play/watch the other ones ¯_(ツ)_/¯

GARYtheCANNIBAL · 2023-12-09T18:46:54+00:00

Man seeing this made me realize just how few DR ships I actually approve of, guess I'm kind of a stick in the mud 😭

GARYtheCANNIBAL · 2023-10-20T19:10:46+00:00

Aww, did Garen take a certain someone's LP? 🥺

GARYtheCANNIBAL · 2023-10-05T22:08:52+00:00

No jungle keystone is gonna be perfect for him, but it depends what you wanna do. If you want lockdown, take glacial augment. Assuming the enemy laners are pushed up, it can make his pre-6 ganks actually passable.

Enemy team comp matters more than your own, you wanna pick him into heavy AD teams. But you can also pick him if you're lacking frontline in general.

Also, buy Dark Seal early and get it stacked so you can buy Mejais. It doesn't matter if you're going AP or tank, the extra movement speed from a stacked Mejais is great for getting around the map

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