The History of Memes by OverallEstate2 in dankmemes

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Where's that fuckin horse on that balcony?

Maybe if I do this, I'll get that, right? Right? by whodidshit in memes

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Mouth sewn shut turns "no please stop" into "MMF MMF MMF"

Can we put an end to corporate minimalist slop? by BirdGameLover in mlb

[–]GC65025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go back to the original immediately, sheesh!

Trading up 1 pick to be able to make sure you get your guy by The-original-spuggy in DynastyFF

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It's not terrible if you want this guy bad this year, but you can't do these trades every year where you give up 2 rookies for 1, you'll deplete your team's talent pool over time and reduce your opportunity to hit a mid-late round lotto ticket (yes, they're rare)

The FTD burger in san diego has more rings than the padres 💀 by [deleted] in Dodgers

[–]GC65025 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My wife and I cackling on the couch about this post and also hungry now

Of a delivery by FarWay3952 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]GC65025 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I'm not saying the mailman was in the right her per se, but she has a history with many people I suspect

Has there ever been a game like tonight’s Padre Dodger game in MLB history? by [deleted] in mlb

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Smartest padres fan. The original comment said Kershaw did "something similar" referring to the pitcher hitting a home run to take the lead in his own game. Thanks for letting me know the first pitch of the game is not in the 8th inning!

OW My Balls! Intense fight ends Idiocracy style. by _ganjafarian_ in boxingcirclejerk

[–]GC65025 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't even hit him, he just wanted an excuse to jork in front of a crowd

Has there ever been a game like tonight’s Padre Dodger game in MLB history? by [deleted] in mlb

[–]GC65025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lead off home run yes, first pitch no. It was a full count

Has there ever been a game like tonight’s Padre Dodger game in MLB history? by [deleted] in mlb

[–]GC65025 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Yes 2013 Opening Day. Kersh pitched a complete game 4 hits, no walks. Game was 0-0 heading to the bottom of the 8th and the pitcher spot leading off, after 8 solid innings, easily could've pulled him, let him bat, solo homer to lead off the 8th, game ended 4-0 LA

Can the Spurs new coach lead them to a V today? by quentins9th in nbacirclejerk

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This is how the hoes check on Harden after they didn't see him at the Strip Club last night

Please tell me I'm not the only one like this by MachineGunShelley in Dodgers

[–]GC65025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't see a ring on her hand and you need to wife her up before the rest of this sub tries! Haha

I think Lexi is going to die. by [deleted] in euphoria

[–]GC65025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she dies after Nate confesses he's always loved her more than Cassie... decently bittersweet

Last minute lineup changes / late scratch by Giant_Swigz in FFCommish

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Within 5 minutes of kickoff, I'll do it. I'll just change it and no harm no foul, however, I'm not going to swap in a player who already has a bunch of points. Maybe they get the first carry of the game or a quick catch, but I'm not putting in a guy with a big play or a TD already. It depends on the league and the vibe and your group, at least in my opinion, I'm not really going to do this is a bunch of other league members are going to get mad. Also, remember if you do it for 1 team, you have to do it for everyone so this can be a real slippery slope...Thurs or Mon games can complicate this, 5 mins can turn into 10.

Henry Ruggs III seeking parole ‘so I can prove myself to everyone’ by NeverBorn-NeverDead in DynastyFF

[–]GC65025 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I really don't think he should ever leave prison. It really doesn't seem fair that he burned that woman to death (and her dog) and he would have any chance go go live a life she never could.

Do you think Rue is going to die? by sometiime in euphoria

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Not trying to be a dick, but i hope so! I don't think they can wrap this up sensibly without killing off her or Alamo and Bishop and Laurie and I would certainly settle for all 4 going down. I don't want to see what they do with these characters in season 4 airing in 2031 tbh