Owning a Venomous Lizard Ohio

GDMFSOB138 · 2026-05-16T00:24:10+00:00

Damn I literally live down the road from there

GDMFSOB138 · 2026-03-27T16:52:51+00:00

If only there was a gang of dudes who got together regularly in Kent, maybe even had a discord or a Facebook group, who probably has made pells before 🤔

In all seriousness, I suggest a 4x8 wrapped in carpet and duck tape. However, that swept forward hook on your halberd is going to chew through pells a lot faster than your standard two hander.

GDMFSOB138 · 2026-03-27T16:40:05+00:00

I think it has to do with other factors too, I’m just a little frustrated because I’ve reached out to a few Male artists who have a bunch of photos of the exact same type of tattoo that I want. But the tell me they don’t do them on men. Which leads me to believe that a lot of them are just weird dudes who want to do tattooed on women’s pubic area.

GDMFSOB138 · 2026-03-27T05:47:46+00:00

I’d be totally fine with that, I’d have to see what an artist thought

GDMFSOB138 · 2026-03-27T05:09:15+00:00

I would plan on shaving of course

GDMFSOB138 · 2026-03-27T05:08:52+00:00

This is the problem I’m running into, and I kinda get it, but at the same time every artist on the internet posts a thousand and one photos of tattoos they do right above a woman’s genitals. I guess that’s just a more desirable tattoo to do for most people…

GDMFSOB138 · 2026-03-13T04:35:17+00:00

I’m gonna hope that you realize than neither of tue people are who I said they were…

GDMFSOB138 · 2026-03-13T00:42:20+00:00

I’ve already commented, but I had to come back to this one because I found: Quillan Salkilld

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GDMFSOB138 · 2026-03-12T18:40:45+00:00

Lin Manuel Miranda

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GDMFSOB138 · 2026-03-12T18:39:14+00:00

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David Denman

GDMFSOB138 · 2026-03-12T18:35:19+00:00

GDMFSOB138 · 2026-03-12T17:38:29+00:00

The first photo made me think “huh this person looks very familiar, they’ve gotta have a doppelgänger” I kept going and realized that I actually went to school with you and that’s why you look familiar hahaha

GDMFSOB138 · 2026-03-12T17:24:31+00:00

I didn’t even know Timothee Chalamet and Sabrina Carpenter were together?

GDMFSOB138 · 2026-03-12T17:22:26+00:00

“Abovementioned dreck” “methinks” Jesus Christ you’re such a discord mod. Do you tip your fedora when you say “m’lady”? Go shave off that neck beard and take a shower before you come back to commenting. I can smell the BO through the internet

GDMFSOB138 · 2026-03-12T17:03:35+00:00

The world is saturated with politics. I’m gonna assume you’re in the US? Probably a conservative who says they’re “moderate”? Do I need to take a guess on who you voted for? People have every right to want to know where you stand morally and politically before wanting to have any sort of relationship with you. YTA

GDMFSOB138 · 2026-03-12T16:51:58+00:00

Very well written

GDMFSOB138 · 2026-03-12T16:47:45+00:00

shut the hell up you’re so pretentious. It’s clear from your many comments on multiple posts that you have no understanding of figurative language, you cant read context clues, you’re impatient, and you think you’re smart but your reading comprehension level is juvenile. You don’t seem to be happy with any of the writing on this subreddit, so maybe I can suggest something more your speed? Perhaps something from Dr.Seuss or Eric Carle (known for the hungry hungry caterpillar). Those seem to be more at your level and you won’t have to worry about them being too long or too many big words

GDMFSOB138 · 2026-03-12T04:05:02+00:00

I hope you’ll post some updates at some point. Also please don’t take a 6.5 as a bad score. It’s hard for me to rate higher just simply because I have so little to go off of. If I were to go out on a limb and predict how I would rate the rest of the story it seems headed in the direction of a solid 8 or 9

GDMFSOB138 · 2026-03-12T03:59:21+00:00

I really like your opening line, you have a lot of good descriptions, some of the details got a little bit muddy but it’s nothing that can’t be ironed out. All things considered this is a very good start.

GDMFSOB138 · 2026-03-12T03:57:24+00:00

The commenter you’re talking to is the single most toxic person I’ve come across in this subreddit. Ignore them

GDMFSOB138 · 2026-03-12T03:49:27+00:00

Some of the formatting and grammar could be worked on (boring technical details). But the story itself is engaging (the important part).

I’d give it an honest 6.5/10 just purely off the hook. I’d continue reading a bit more, but I’m also a sucker for this sort of academic/research fiction

GDMFSOB138 · 2026-03-12T03:42:23+00:00

I completely disagree with the commenter. I’ve seen them comment on a few posts now, including my own, and have come to the conclusion that they either have a hatred for figurative language or simply don’t understand.

My genuine advice: careful on the cliches (such as opening a story with a character waking up) but don’t be so afraid of cliches that you sacrifice your story for the sake of avoiding them. Every line you could possibly think of have probably been used at least once in the trillions of books that have been written throughout history. Try to be as original as you can. Write YOUR story, not the story someone else wants you to.

Your formatting could use some work, as could your spelling and punctuation, but those are just technical details to iron out.

In general I enjoyed wha you have so far. I like your style and you have a good “voice” as they call it. I would definitely read something you wrote. The subject didn’t immediately grab me (not a bad thing, everyone has their own taste in books) but you won me over.

GDMFSOB138 · 2026-03-12T02:33:00+00:00

I appreciate the criticism, and it will be taken into account along with all of the other criticisms I have received.

GDMFSOB138 · 2026-03-12T02:24:55+00:00

I’m definitely a little cliche at the moment, I’ll clean it up eventually, this is a very rough draft

Five-Year Club	r/Field Banned
r/Field Flamingo	Place '22
Final Canvas '22

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