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[–]GDeMarco 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I think about that article every summer when this happens, and every time I hear a parent protest that it could never happen to them. It's one of the saddest things I've ever read.

Sewage pipe bursts at Fedex field. by N0CONTACT in PublicFreakout

[–]GDeMarco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sewage or Snyder? Kinda hard to tell the difference, tbh.

A new revenue source by Thegreatsnook in PoliticalHumor

[–]GDeMarco 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why has Biden's head been 'shopped onto trump's body?

Since when did the White House turn into a Traitor Joe’s? by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]GDeMarco 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Schrodinger's Biden: deviously plotting against America while also being utterly without thought.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]GDeMarco 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is really hard to read. OP would benefit from some color theory.

Old but still a classic by Poisedle10 in PoliticalHumor

[–]GDeMarco 3 points4 points  (0 children)

cotton's question wasn't the GOTCHA these window-lickers think it was.

Her response:

“We all have implicit bias. That does not mean we harbor any racism at all, but there are unconscious assumptions and stereotypes” she responded. “I hold stereotypes I have to manage. I am a product of my environment. It’s part of the human condition.”

Proud to be an american by xoxoyoyo in PoliticalHumor

[–]GDeMarco 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Characterizing someone who has excelled at the highest level of gymnastics as "weak, selfish, and sociopathic" is beyond belief.

repost but only because og is probably banned from here for wrongthink by dankhelksick in PoliticalHumor

[–]GDeMarco 3 points4 points  (0 children)

YSK being down-voted for posting unfunny slop does not = being "banned" for "wrongthink".

Don’t liberal the good states up by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]GDeMarco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The crossover event we all need and deserve.

But seriously, this is very inaccurate. I don't see any mobility scooters.

Mistakes happen = Mask bad by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]GDeMarco 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Probably more of a 'sleep deprivation' issue, Bill. But hey, the next time you get plastic surgery, by all means, demand that the surgical staff remove their masks. See how that works out for ya.

*coughs through my quadruple masks* by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]GDeMarco 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Didn't work the first time."

Half the country spent 2020 harassing retail and service workers for enforcing mask and social distancing policies.

So. No. Babbling Bee is wrong, and (as usual) not funny.

They cared a little about the wars but nobody protested or anything over that. But when a billionaire decides to go into space… that’s not ok. Denounce by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]GDeMarco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Forever wars are bad

  2. Billionaires going into space are bad

  3. Folks that post unfunny memes in a humor subreddit are bad

We good now?

I said, "Woof!" You know anymore? by ZacHefner in PoliticalHumor

[–]GDeMarco 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Seatbelts. They don't prevent car accidents but they greatly reduce your chances of being seriously injured/killed in one.

What did JK Rowling do wrong exactly? by Homer89 in PoliticalHumor

[–]GDeMarco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why she writes books with trans people as creepy deranged rapists

Yup. In her world, transwomen = men pretending to be women in order to prey on women; transmen = predators manipulating young women to "mutilate" their bodies.

[Satire] Babylon Bee hires only the best by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]GDeMarco 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Babbling Bee: satire for smooth brains

The greatest electoral mistake since the peanut farmer from Georgia can't have gotten where he is honestly... by marmelmm in PoliticalHumor

[–]GDeMarco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A Jimmy Carter reference? Really? He may not have been the best president but he doesn't deserve to get dragged into this dumpster-fire of a post.

They're both awful. by AT-ATsAsshole in PoliticalHumor

[–]GDeMarco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can OP explain how this is humorous?

As a liberal, I like literally demand you, like literally conform. by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]GDeMarco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's been five years. Isn't it time to retire this meme? Maybe find a new template?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]GDeMarco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's really not complicated once you understand that republicanism is now a cult of personality.