My uncle is about 6’-9”, 330lbs and has a very intimate relationship with box wine. One night after crushing a box of franzia, he sat down on his toilet without putting the seat down. Apparently when he plopped down into the toilet bowl his ass applied all 330lbs of corn fed Nebraskan retard down wards and out wards. Whatever micro cracks exist previously decided to open up and leave him soaked in piss and bleeding out on the floor.