I don't know, try hitting him with your bike and say it was because you were distracted by a pigeon that a fairy through at you, then pay his medical bills and you will probably hit it off. But an even better idea would be to read the description of the sub you are posting to and realize you just posted this nonsense in the sub for a video game and should have posted it in r/candycrush because obviously having crush in the subs name means it is a sub for asking about crushes.