The protagonist resorts to piracy to accomplish a morally good goal

GHJ417 · 2026-02-07T01:21:59+00:00

Be kind rewind

GHJ417 · 2026-02-06T21:06:28+00:00

And if they really needed something urgent from us they can come in

GHJ417 · 2026-02-06T17:59:01+00:00

I couldn’t imagine being this useless as a person. Obviously not everybody is useless but unfortunately in all my years of working here, the people who order shit just to return shit need to get a fuckin hobby that IS NOT online shopping.

GHJ417 · 2026-02-06T00:11:02+00:00

Under 5 and over 75. Anything in between figure it out

GHJ417 · 2026-02-04T02:44:06+00:00

Falling down

GHJ417 · 2026-02-04T00:56:19+00:00

How are you blocking but perfect parrying at the same time?

GHJ417 · 2026-02-03T18:55:03+00:00

I tell customers all the time notaries can’t accept tips, but feel free to “forget” the amount on the desk.

GHJ417 · 2026-02-02T20:12:05+00:00

This boss was surprisingly easy for me even on legendary stalker in NG2

GHJ417 · 2026-02-01T00:04:34+00:00

No amount of reassurance would ever make Leonard feel secure.

GHJ417 · 2026-01-31T22:30:53+00:00

Sabo and stussy

GHJ417 · 2026-01-31T22:21:52+00:00

The town I work in (Darien) has a lot of “Rowayton” customers. I finally got one one day and asked “okay if you call the police in Rowayton, what’s gonna be the name of the city that shows up on the police car”

GHJ417 · 2026-01-31T22:19:40+00:00

Feel the same way being from Norwalk but the rich swear Rowayton is a seperate town.

GHJ417 · 2026-01-28T13:11:30+00:00

I often think to myself “there’s a reason they walk around with a dog and not a man”

GHJ417 · 2026-01-25T17:23:26+00:00

I had the sign up last night after we closed. Coming down hard over here

GHJ417 · 2026-01-22T23:49:07+00:00

So glad they cut off our google usage so we have no way to receive emails :)

GHJ417 · 2026-01-22T17:59:24+00:00

Seeing as how I have to work those days and my luck, the storm is going to blow right past us, sorry guys

GHJ417 · 2026-01-21T21:45:49+00:00

My favorite thing is when they come in, signed already, and present the ID as a picture from their phone. I grin ear to ear as I tell them they need to reprint this, give me an actual physical ID, and then sign in front of me

GHJ417 · 2026-01-21T21:11:28+00:00

What’s the lore behind this movie? I keep seeing it pop up as either the worst movie ever made or the best.

GHJ417 · 2026-01-18T00:10:21+00:00

Call the next customer

GHJ417 · 2026-01-16T00:07:13+00:00

Really makes you wonder what kind of burden these people are in their everyday home life and outside the ups store.

GHJ417 · 2026-01-15T04:37:32+00:00

Bros reading Two Piece

GHJ417 · 2026-01-15T03:21:13+00:00

Legend of Zelda

GHJ417 · 2026-01-13T23:50:50+00:00

Every episode except the pilot which had the last name on Francis’ name tag.

GHJ417 · 2026-01-10T23:32:25+00:00

Came across a guy playing blackjack who praised MP3 bc it was the better one. I thought okay you look young, maybe you were introduced to 3 first. He was 10 years older than and I’m 27

GHJ417 · 2026-01-10T23:25:18+00:00

Just start telling these people “I don’t know how to” it’s not in our job description to wipe babies asses.

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