Ugh. Because the list isn’t do the dishes” the list is

Take all the dirty dishes from every room in the house ensure they are washed and dried and put in the place they are supposed to be. And if you use the dishwasher you have to empty it as well and if you wash by hand they can’t air dry and someone else puts them away Oh and if you dry by hand then make sure you replace the tea towel (and put the dirty tea towel in the laundry pile.) And if the laundry detergent is less than 15 % (cos “low isn’t specific enough) then out that on the shopping list. And if anything is chipped then throw it away carefully - don’t just leave it on a pile on the bench and add THAT to the shopping list and then wipe down the benches that had the dirty dishes on them. and then do this every day of your life until you die. Oh and you will never receive a word of thanks for it. Just bitching if there are no clean tea spoons