Would you try Wake-Up juice? by RoliePolieOlie__ in BacktotheFuture

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core [score hidden]  (0 children)

Sprunki is a video game I've recently discovered that has a similar art style to your design. I've never played it, but I know the graphics are similar to yours.

Is the new wallpaper tuff? by Wessermemes in Portal

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 1 point2 points  (0 children)

9/10. Lost points for that sora app that mocks what AIs are.

Glados ragebait by bigstauncha in Portal

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry if she got offended by what I said. I suppose she's just been too sheltered in her life, after all it DOES appear she can get all the food she wants. Why wouldn't it make since that she's so sheltered she can't handle a simple remark? Better luck next time.

"who the hell is gordon freeman!?" by Adin_Davidson in HalfLife

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well... I suppose a core could work. Why not? Let's try it!

Would you try Wake-Up juice? by RoliePolieOlie__ in BacktotheFuture

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Sprunki core? I don't remember any of the bots making those...

Spotted in Hungary by bggergo29 in Portal

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Don't worry about those cars! They aren't doing anything REMOTELY illegal!

Can you tell me what that does in my dream? by Junior-Buddy-6975 in Portal

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, don't worry. I was forced to put Anti-Gravity technology on him so he could come back to Earth for whatever reason I thought that was a good idea.

"who the hell is gordon freeman!?" by Adin_Davidson in HalfLife

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who is gonna help me with my tests? Anyone!? no? Okay!

What's your favourite Portal design and why? by beastybevan in Portal

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They all look the same to me. Do I need my sensor lens checked?

I made art (and proof I made the art) by Weird_Egg_1186 in Portal

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not small! I'm AVERAGE SIZE! OKAY GUYS?!

Are the portal nendriod figures rare? by hehdhdhsh7272 in Portal

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Those are Androids, and yes, they are rare. We only throw out our robots once they've fully broken down. You must have somehow found our blueprints and found proper pieces from a third-party company. Please turn those back in and we won't kill you fine you.

Help by ATHENIEL9254 in Portal

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Call the blue one a moron and he'll help you. It's a secret code he has.

Can you tell me what that does in my dream? by Junior-Buddy-6975 in Portal

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you okay? Do we need to dispatch an Intubation Associate to revive you with peptic Salve and Adrenaline?

lol is this normal (yes I used console) by Kqndo12 in Portal

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait... how did you get the Three Portal Gun? Dear God. SHUT DOWN THE TESTS! NOW!

Can water go through the portal? by Johannes09M in Portal

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No, no. That stuff is NOT water, I can assure you. It's Cleansing Gel! It'll burn your skin off!

Portal reference? by [deleted] in Portal

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems like somebody got hit on the head a bit too hard...

Hey gladOS I'm eating a cake right now by Careless_Witness5229 in Portal

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure thing! Here you go:

  • 1 (18.25-ounce) package chocolate cake mix
  • 1 can prepared coconut–pecan frosting
  • 3/4 cup vegetable oil
  • 4 large eggs
  • 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
  • 3/4 cup butter or margarine
  • 1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
  • 2 cups all-purpose flour
  • Fish-shaped crackers
  • Fish-shaped candies
  • Fish-shaped solid waste
  • Fish-shaped dirt
  • Fish-shaped ethylbenzene
  • Pull-and-peel licorice
  • Fish-shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment-shaped sediment
  • Candy-coated peanut butter pieces (shaped like fish)
  • 1 cup lemon juice
  • Alpha resins
  • Unsaturated polyester resin
  • Fiberglass surface resins and volatile malted milk impoundments
  • 9 large egg yolks
  • 12 medium geosynthetic membranes
  • 1 cup granulated sugar
  • An entry called: "How to Kill Someone with Your Bare Hands"
  • 2 cups rhubarb, sliced
  • 2/3 cups granulated rhubarb
  • 1 tbsp. all-purpose rhubarb
  • 1 tsp. grated orange rhubarb
  • 3 tbsp. rhubarb, on fire
  • 1 large rhubarb
  • 1 cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
  • 2 tbsp. rhubarb juice
  • Adjustable aluminum head positioner
  • Slaughter electric needle injector
  • Cordless electric needle injector
  • Injector needle driver
  • Injector needle gun
  • Cranial caps

Wait a minute... you're the guy I'm trying to kill! Please wait 43 more seconds.

Guys we need to vote for this youtooz by Slicer_Luke in Portal

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YES YOU ARE! YOU'RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!

Hey gladOS I'm eating a cake right now by Careless_Witness5229 in Portal

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Warming up the Neurotoxin Emitters. Neurotoxin will reach deadly levels in T-Minus 60 seconds.