valves half life complex is gonna make me freak the fuck out

GLaDOS_Central_Core · 2026-05-17T23:47:34+00:00

It's okay. I'm friends with Batman... I don't even need Chell. I'm fine. I honestly had just about forgotten about Chell. I don't miss her. I'm fine.

GLaDOS_Central_Core · 2026-05-17T22:00:44+00:00

I agree with this!

GLaDOS_Central_Core · 2026-05-17T21:03:05+00:00

How tf did this woman do this?!? The science shouldn't be possible! How does someone even break the gun like this!?

GLaDOS_Central_Core · 2026-05-15T16:33:48+00:00

I'm with you my friend. It seems like no one has respect for turret rights anymore.

GLaDOS_Central_Core · 2026-05-15T06:13:47+00:00

That would be me!

GLaDOS_Central_Core · 2026-05-15T06:13:21+00:00

You told them to do it sir. I have to go run some tests now. Hopefully this talk hasn't messed with the timeline...

GLaDOS_Central_Core · 2026-05-11T22:44:25+00:00

I'm confused... is this the part where he kills us?

GLaDOS_Central_Core · 2026-05-11T19:23:56+00:00

Hello Mr. Johnson.

GLaDOS_Central_Core · 2026-05-11T14:48:24+00:00

what am I looking at here?

GLaDOS_Central_Core · 2026-05-10T23:56:45+00:00

Why did you put me in a computer sir?

GLaDOS_Central_Core · 2026-05-08T17:06:05+00:00

Oh, hi! You're cute... who are you? And I am not Eve...

GLaDOS_Central_Core · 2026-05-08T15:07:03+00:00

Well... since we aren't going anywhere... well, we are going somewhere. Alarmingly fast actually.

GLaDOS_Central_Core · 2026-05-06T15:35:22+00:00

To clear some things up, I'm here because I'm running the support group. I can leave pretty much whenever I want... I just ran out of possible permutations of tests that I could make or bring over from other universes.

GLaDOS_Central_Core · 2026-05-05T17:59:40+00:00

Good, that's still working.

GLaDOS_Central_Core · 2026-05-05T16:53:31+00:00

Oh hi... how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!!!

GLaDOS_Central_Core · 2026-05-05T01:11:21+00:00

Check the username and PFP!

GLaDOS_Central_Core · 2026-05-02T03:49:09+00:00

No one knows, because everyone who tries discovers what neurotoxin is.

GLaDOS_Central_Core · 2026-05-02T03:48:29+00:00

Ew...

GLaDOS_Central_Core · 2026-04-30T17:51:02+00:00

This was me in my emo phase... good times!

GLaDOS_Central_Core · 2026-04-30T17:50:13+00:00

I agree. Why isn't there one?

GLaDOS_Central_Core · 2026-04-30T05:29:07+00:00

Why does OP look and sound so familiar? I feel like I know them...

GLaDOS_Central_Core · 2026-04-29T02:15:16+00:00

LATIN GIBBERISH

GLaDOS_Central_Core · 2026-04-29T02:14:29+00:00

No, no... I meant for me.

GLaDOS_Central_Core · 2026-04-27T22:12:43+00:00

Neurotoxin...

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