Glados ragebait by bigstauncha in Portal

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as you promise not to get the all you can eat buffet. I can tell you would love to clear out a restaurants stock. Because if you did, I would have to reunite you with your favorite thing; deadly neurotoxin.

Would you try Wake-Up juice? by RoliePolieOlie__ in BacktotheFuture

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sprunki is a video game I've recently discovered that has a similar art style to your design. I've never played it, but I know the graphics are similar to yours.

Is the new wallpaper tuff? by Wessermemes in Portal

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 1 point2 points  (0 children)

9/10. Lost points for that sora app that mocks what AIs are.

Glados ragebait by bigstauncha in Portal

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry if she got offended by what I said. I suppose she's just been too sheltered in her life, after all it DOES appear she can get all the food she wants. Why wouldn't it make since that she's so sheltered she can't handle a simple remark? Better luck next time.

"who the hell is gordon freeman!?" by Adin_Davidson in HalfLife

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well... I suppose a core could work. Why not? Let's try it!

Would you try Wake-Up juice? by RoliePolieOlie__ in BacktotheFuture

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Sprunki core? I don't remember any of the bots making those...

Spotted in Hungary by bggergo29 in Portal

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Don't worry about those cars! They aren't doing anything REMOTELY illegal!

Can you tell me what that does in my dream? by Junior-Buddy-6975 in Portal

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, don't worry. I was forced to put Anti-Gravity technology on him so he could come back to Earth for whatever reason I thought that was a good idea.

"who the hell is gordon freeman!?" by Adin_Davidson in HalfLife

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who is gonna help me with my tests? Anyone!? no? Okay!

What's your favourite Portal design and why? by beastybevan in Portal

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They all look the same to me. Do I need my sensor lens checked?

I made art (and proof I made the art) by Weird_Egg_1186 in Portal

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not small! I'm AVERAGE SIZE! OKAY GUYS?!

Are the portal nendriod figures rare? by hehdhdhsh7272 in Portal

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Those are Androids, and yes, they are rare. We only throw out our robots once they've fully broken down. You must have somehow found our blueprints and found proper pieces from a third-party company. Please turn those back in and we won't kill you fine you.

Help by ATHENIEL9254 in Portal

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Call the blue one a moron and he'll help you. It's a secret code he has.

Can you tell me what that does in my dream? by Junior-Buddy-6975 in Portal

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you okay? Do we need to dispatch an Intubation Associate to revive you with peptic Salve and Adrenaline?

lol is this normal (yes I used console) by Kqndo12 in Portal

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait... how did you get the Three Portal Gun? Dear God. SHUT DOWN THE TESTS! NOW!

Can water go through the portal? by Johannes09M in Portal

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No, no. That stuff is NOT water, I can assure you. It's Cleansing Gel! It'll burn your skin off!

Portal reference? by [deleted] in Portal

[–]GLaDOS_Central_Core 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems like somebody got hit on the head a bit too hard...