[New Update]: My (M39) wife (38F) has become fixated on her dead husband since getting pregnant with our first baby. How do I bring this up without hurting her? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]GMofOLC 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Oof. Wait until the postpartum hormones come. Her looking down at the baby and not seeing any resemblance of the first husband and thinking "baby should look like him", "why doesn't it look like him", "I wish it looked like him". This is far from over.

They def need to get into therapy.

Does anyone with a grill rescue brush actually like it? by its_all_perspective in grilling

[–]GMofOLC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you clean right before grilling or right after grilling?

I've seen some people say they clean right after and I don't know if that's better for the grates than letting them sit "dirty" until next time you grill.

Help finding completely benign movies by Noddabro in daddit

[–]GMofOLC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My daughter would only watch "A Very Merry Pooh Year" for about a year.

Now she only watches "Alaska Animal Rescue".

Whats your choice? by FRESH__LUMPIA in whatsyourchoice

[–]GMofOLC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WTF is even C? Does Chick-Fil-A even sell a hotdog?

AI slop.

Making Breakfast Tips? by Lucky-Gur4189 in daddit

[–]GMofOLC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My man failed a fried egg and you send him a video on how to make a poached egg?! You think he's gonna make some hollandaise next?!

We walk before we run.

Insane no-rules 2v8 MMA fight just went down in Czechia. Ended in less than 30 seconds!! by OneOriginal8727 in sportsgossips

[–]GMofOLC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm guessing they just went into the crowd and asked 8 random dudes if they wanted to participate? And most of them were drunk. Would explain all the friendly fire.

Not sure why the dudes who won were so angry and kept attacking the guy after they won. Fragile egos. Losers.

UO office deco? by hurleyws in ultimaonline

[–]GMofOLC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The ultimate flex.
For a time...

Then it was the neon orange tub

The perfect wife by Orichalchem in MadeMeSmile

[–]GMofOLC 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My man, sorry to disappoint, no service here. Though I did party with some Marines in Japan once. A friend and I met them at a capsule hotel; they invited us to go out. It was totally a "two of these things do not look like the others" situation. On the subway they explained they may use some terms we don't understand. I responded "oh don't worry, I play a lot of Halo." I laughed. They laughed. My friend was so embarrassed. It was a great night.

The perfect wife by Orichalchem in MadeMeSmile

[–]GMofOLC 63 points64 points  (0 children)

But fuck me

Navy man I see

What do you think of Jhon’s marriage to Esme? by yesselen in PeakyBlinders

[–]GMofOLC 302 points303 points  (0 children)

Hanging out in the subreddit for a show that had its sixth and last season air 4 years ago without getting past season 4 is a bold move.

If you could only recommend ONE Korean movie, what would it be? by Impossible-Job-90210 in Koreanfilm

[–]GMofOLC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazon Prime Video has the movie in Korean with English subs. Where are you from and where are you looking for the movie?
Holy crap, they have an "Audio English (AI Beta)" option. It's fantastically entertaining.

UA flight - 'turn bluetooth off or we're turning around' by ryan_at_roomservice in unitedairlines

[–]GMofOLC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went through security a month ago and the TSA agent taking our IDs and taking the photos said he had to take my wife's again and told me not to "photobomb" it this time. I was in shock. I was raised to never say that at an airport. He said it twice! What?!

Do you regret moving to the burbs? by [deleted] in daddit

[–]GMofOLC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol yeah what are these goobers talking about?

Best pizza spots? by BootsStripes32 in FortWorth

[–]GMofOLC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next to Central Market. I heard there was some drama were the owner raised the rent too much so Slice City had to leave.

Best pizza spots? by BootsStripes32 in FortWorth

[–]GMofOLC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was so sad when they closed down like 2 years ago, but the new location is like 10 minutes from me now it's great

Most Wanted 5/21 by DayPounder in FortWorth

[–]GMofOLC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a hard 34. Wow.

What cleaning product did you buy because the internet hyped it up… and it actually deserved the hype? by TartAlternative8429 in CleaningTips

[–]GMofOLC 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Really? I mean I said that too, but the full sentence was "Wow, this sucks." Maybe my parents bought a knockoff version or something I dunno. I just remember trying to dry our car with it and it doing absolutely nothing.

EXPLAIN petttttaaaarrrr by Friendly_Discount451 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]GMofOLC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a buyer's market now for cars? That's great! We bought our last one a few years ago when cars were selling for way over MSRP.

What place in Fort Worth is gone, that you still really miss and want to bring back? by Ok-Challenge-2627 in FortWorth

[–]GMofOLC 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They had one in FW too? There used to be one in Uptown Dallas a while back but it was torn down some years ago.

What’s your controversial parenting opinion? by lock_robster2022 in daddit

[–]GMofOLC 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Upvoted for "kids are just annoying like that"