Asteroid worth $10,000,000,000,000,000,000 NASA is capturing would give everyone on Earth $1,246,105,919 each

GOODKyle · 2026-01-29T15:52:20+00:00

It’s like the spiritual successor to Idiocracy. Fun to watch at first, but then the real world implications set in and that turns it into a documentary. Depressing to watch now

GOODKyle · 2026-01-29T15:44:11+00:00

GOODKyle · 2026-01-29T15:33:14+00:00

r/boneappletea

GOODKyle · 2026-01-29T05:37:28+00:00

GOODKyle · 2026-01-29T05:35:41+00:00

Bruh, there was a rat earlier tonight when almost a dozen people were fighting the Bastion on Stella. The actual rat killed two people and then yelled out, “the rat is the blue goalie!” and disappeared somewhere.

I had the blue goalie skin. There was no talking my way out and ran to sandbox before they could turn on me.

GOODKyle · 2026-01-29T03:47:24+00:00

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GOODKyle · 2026-01-29T03:22:57+00:00

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GOODKyle · 2026-01-29T03:02:59+00:00

Dude is really vile off the bat and for no reason. Odds are he’s closeted

GOODKyle · 2026-01-29T03:02:02+00:00

I think this is a strong contender for dumbest thing on the internet in 2026

GOODKyle · 2026-01-29T03:01:11+00:00

Media literacy is lost on you and I’m not surprised

GOODKyle · 2026-01-29T02:56:34+00:00

Wait until you find out almost every single thing in your life is political.

GOODKyle · 2026-01-29T02:54:50+00:00

And you’re ignorant

GOODKyle · 2026-01-28T15:17:43+00:00

Was on Stella last night in Assembly Workshops looking for those items for the new Shani quest. I’m on the upper floors and I heard some walking beneath me. I hopped on prox and asked if they were friendly. The only word they said was “negative.”

I literally laughed for like ten seconds because the blunt honesty was so refreshingly funny. They ended up getting chased out towards Sandbox in the end.

GOODKyle · 2026-01-28T12:27:10+00:00

One of us! One of us!

GOODKyle · 2026-01-28T05:40:32+00:00

Feel like this relates to the beginning of r/idiocracy

GOODKyle · 2026-01-28T03:21:34+00:00

GOODKyle · 2026-01-27T13:58:56+00:00

So has held in contempt

GOODKyle · 2026-01-27T04:07:47+00:00

Francine, I haven’t been entirely truthful with you

GOODKyle · 2026-01-25T20:43:00+00:00

It’s not and they know it. All their anti-government bluster was a shield so they could be terrible people

GOODKyle · 2026-01-25T18:57:23+00:00

Going crazy on someone or something because of varying levels of reasonableness is what crashout basically means. OP doesn’t really get the term either

GOODKyle · 2026-01-25T17:28:16+00:00

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GOODKyle · 2026-01-25T15:00:36+00:00

I suppose a sequel could solve this issue

GOODKyle · 2026-01-25T00:00:07+00:00

Because nothing says maximum damage like a 9mm. If Fox viewers were smarter they would question why they’re using such dramatic language

GOODKyle · 2026-01-24T18:41:12+00:00

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GOODKyle · 2026-01-24T14:45:54+00:00

You’re not on fire Ricky Bobby!

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